How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper

[Popeye the Sailor]

Your friends are envious. You are proud as hell having her in your midst. You feel good being around her. You pinch yourself every time you see that she is in your house. And she is FUN as hell!!!!

However- she also demands a LOT of money. She typically makes you look like a fool when she breaks down. If you don't baby her, she will make you pay.

After all- once she's happy again, you forget all of the trouble she brings you.

Expensive and unreliable? That's not something to brag about.

[Rawr01]

i thought this thread was called How owning a Ducati may increase your chances of dating a stripper. lmfao.

i've dated a stripper and the only thing she liked more than attention was competition (well, there was one other thing ;P). as much attention as we give our bikes i bet she'd be losing her fn mind trying find ways to steal some of it back. it could work out pretty good. for awhile.

[bunnyman666]

Expensive and unreliable? That's not something to brag about.

You brag until they become unreliable and cost you money.

[bunnyman666]

i thought this thread was called How owning a Ducati may increase your chances of dating a stripper. lmfao.

i've dated a stripper and the only thing she liked more than attention was competition (well, there was one other thing ;P). as much attention as we give our bikes i bet she'd be losing her fn mind trying find ways to steal some of it back. it could work out pretty good. for awhile.

ding ding ding!!!!!

[Popeye the Sailor]

[MadDuck]

Can't it just be locked and made to go away?

[bunnyman666]

Let me state for the record that I have two Ducatis and have no plans of getting rid of EITHER of them.

This thread was started out of humour because my current Monster has played with gremlins (i.e. hoofing it home three miles). She has caused me a fair bit of headaches and cost me more than a few $$$, but I love her the same. She has been frustrating, but I don't want to get rid of her. Obviously, some people don't find this thread particularly humourous and even possibly offensive.

I did not mean offense to anyone with this thread.

[Monster Dave]

What's wrong with that dude's face??

[SacDuc]

Did bunnyman666 mention that he put his penis in the vagina of an exotic dancer? Because he did.


sac

[Monster Dave]

This thread just got more interesting.







IBTL.

[sbrguy]

this thread is funny.

but i haven't dated a stripper so i can't say how it compares to a motorcycle

[swampduc]

Did bunnyman666 mention that he put his penis in the vagina of an exotic dancer? Because he did.


sac

K. I don't disagree. So post elsewhere. Now wasn't that easy? 

[SacDuc]

K. I don't disagree. So post elsewhere. Now wasn't that easy? 

That's not good enough. You see, Mr. I's wife and my wife are both moto riding members of this board. And we don't want misogynistic bullshit like this to become the norm like it is on so many other moto forums. So when someone acts like a misogynistic douche canoe we like to jump and point it out in an attempt to nip that bullshit in the bud. Not that I speak for Mr. I, but I think generally the notion is to keep the place from getting too douched up. The moderators do a damn good job of it, but sometimes its best when people police themselves.

Cheers.

sac

[ducpainter]

That's not good enough. You see, Mr. I's wife and my wife are both moto riding members of this board. And we don't want misogynistic bullshit like this to become the norm like it is on so many other moto forums. So when someone acts like a misogynistic douche canoe we like to jump and point it out in an attempt to nip that bullshit in the bud. Not that I speak for Mr. I, but I think generally the notion is to keep the place from getting too douched up. The moderators do a damn good job of it, but sometimes its best when people police themselves.

Cheers.

sac

There is nothing in the guidelines of this board that remotely suggest that the members police themselves or anyone else.

If any of you have an issue with any post use the RTM button.

[Betty]

Before the thread was locked and unlocked I was going to post that I thought it was interesting to note the person trying to defend the sensitivities of females was the one to start announcing misogynist attitudes (that's just the way it read to me).

One of the things that I like about the board is that most of the time we are not too PC ... and we can allow ourselves to laugh at the odd thoughts that enter our (somewhat twisted) minds.

In saying that ... are male strippers high maintenance as well? If you looked at the thread that way ... there can't be any compaints about misogynistic behaviour