fun with my phone

[ZLTFUL]

"I'm not interested. Leave me alone."

Please bear in mind that this offer is a limited time deal. Should you pass before making any deal with your soul, it cannot be guaranteed that your soul would be able to enjoy all of the many benefits of purgatory and eternal damnation. Don't miss out, please act now!


I also got 2 private number calls in a row hehe.

[TiNi]

you guys are
T R O U B L E

[Rameses]

I only got one restricted call.

I feel left out.   


My text: My boss has informed me that the rights to your soul may be open to negotiations.  Please inform me of your requests.

Response: No john i don't want my soul to be what ever it is that you want to do with it-

My text: I thought you only responded with questions.  And thank you for using my human name.  I don't like it when mortals refer to me as Satan's Minion.

[Grampa]

you guys are
T R O U B L E

we're a Travis Tritt song?

[NAKID]

Is that with a capital T that rhymes with P and stands for Pool?

[TiNi]

 

let me mark this thread as read... 
have fun... B O Y S 

[Grampa]

 

it's a slow workday

[Mac_48]

what's the #?

[Rev. Millertime]

Is that with a capital T that rhymes with P and stands for Pool?

That's from M.A.S.H. .... right?

[jswledhed]

Now someone's going to have to send one from Heaven.  Because, Satan, being evil, has shared the conflicted soul's personal and contact info with anyone who asks for it.

[Grampa]

 

hey... Jesus here

text the number 666 to ***-****
to recieve free eternal salvation

[TiNi]

still at it? 

[lilysmama]

Oh . . . my . . . God . . . I married this man??   

[TiNi]

Oh . . . my . . . God . . . I married this man??   

yep he's a keeper 

[Grampa]

it's all part of the master plan.

it makes those "hey honey bunny, I'm gonna go for a ride" moments easier.