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Started by Grampa, June 13, 2008, 10:37:44 AM

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Grampa

June 13, 2008, 10:37:44 AM
I just got a text message sent from a number that was not saved into my phones memory.


"hey"


so I replied with

"hey"

they come back with

"who is this?"

I responded with

"Satan"  [evil]

they came back with

"O, sorry wrong number"

I sent back

" so... you're say'n you dont want to sell your soul now?"


I havent heard back from them yet   [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Grampa

#1
June 13, 2008, 10:44:20 AM
anybody want the number.... calling them as Satan from different area codes would be funny  [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

slowpoke13

#2
June 13, 2008, 10:47:58 AM
dude.. this is deja vu. Didn't we do this on TOB?
slowpokesan

Fresh Pants

#3
June 13, 2008, 10:56:19 AM
I've only had the opportunity to do that once via txt.

Wasn't nearly as interesting though.

The last wrong number I got (voice call), after they realized it was the wrong number, I just replied with, "Sweet! Buh bye".
Bwooooooahhh
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Grampa

#4
June 13, 2008, 10:59:24 AM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 13, 2008, 10:47:58 AM
dude.. this is deja vu. Didn't we do this on TOB?

not that I remember
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

slowpoke13

#5
June 13, 2008, 11:03:24 AM
I get wrong numbers in japanese... Well, I think they're wrong numbers. I don't understand a word they're saying after "moshi moshi" (ignore spelling).
slowpokesan

Bick

#6
June 13, 2008, 11:07:30 AM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 13, 2008, 11:03:24 AM
I get wrong numbers in japanese... Well, I think they're wrong numbers. I don't understand a word they're saying after "moshi moshi" (ignore spelling).

It's your kids and their mother calling you...

You remember, those drunken nights you spent in Yokosuka...
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Grampa

#7
June 13, 2008, 11:09:15 AM
they just came back with

"WHAT?"

I responded with

" you text'd me first, I assumed you wanted to make a deal on your soul"
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

slowpoke13

#8
June 13, 2008, 11:16:20 AM
Quote from: Bick on June 13, 2008, 11:07:30 AM
It's your kids and their mother calling you...

You remember, those drunken nights you spent in Yokosuka...

Actually, I rarely get drunk in Yoko unless it's in the comfort of my own home. There's lots of rules and regulations when drinking in town. And, too many people watching to see if you're adhering to them.
slowpokesan

Monsterlover

#9
June 13, 2008, 11:39:58 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 13, 2008, 10:44:20 AM
anybody want the number.... calling them as Satan from different area codes would be funny  [laugh]

OMG yes!

PM it to me [evil]
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NAKID

#10
June 13, 2008, 11:43:57 AM
I'll take it too!
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#11
June 13, 2008, 12:56:09 PM
Me three...
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ZLTFUL

#12
June 13, 2008, 01:11:34 PM
Hi. As a loyal assistnat to the dark lord, Satan, it is my pleasure to offer you this one time special deal for your soul. Please reply if you are interested in more info at no charge to you.

I am eager to see his/her response...
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Rameses

#13
June 13, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
I want in on the action too.   ;D

PM me the number.   [evil]

NAKID

#14
June 13, 2008, 01:13:56 PM
Well, here's my conversation thus far...

"So, when did you want to schedule that appointment to sell your soul?"

So, they text me back:

"Look i text the wrong number your weird so stop texting of bye"

So I text back:

"Your grammar is not very good. Is that what you want to improve in exchange for your soul?"

This is the response to that:

"What the make the beast with two backs? Text me one more time and i am going to call the cops?"

I respond:

"Please don't swear, I am only trying to help you."

They just responded:

"make the beast with two backs you?"

I said:

"Is that a question?"

Just responded back with:

"Your mommyz a question?"

So I said:

"I find it odd that you answer everything with a question. Is that because you also question your sexuality?"

I also just got 2 calls from a restricted number. Hello? I already have your number. I didn't answer them though and no voicemail...


[laugh]
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