I'm an official douche

[awall41]

I rode my Monster to Starbucks for the first time today and when the barista asked what bike was mine I replied with, "the Ducati".  I even payed with the Starbucks card on my phone.  At least I wasn't wearing my Corse t-shirt.

[SacDuc]

Uh, yep. That qualifies. welcome to the club.   

sac




/did you sit somewhere you could look at your bike?

[zarn02]

Well, so long as you're douching it up, go big or go home.

[elyse]

better to be an official one than an unofficial one?? 

[awall41]

Uh, yep. That qualifies. welcome to the club.  

sac




/did you sit somewhere you could look at your bike?

I did. I sat outside and stared at it while I drank my trenta iced coffee sweeted with not fat milk.  I believe that douchy of an order qualifies me for some kind of prize  

[SacDuc]

I did. I sat outside and stared at it while I drank my trenta iced coffee sweeted with not fat milk.  I believe that douchy of an order qualifies me for some kind of prize  

Indeed. Your Ed Hardy T-shirt is in the mail.    All hail the douche king!

sac

[duccarlos]

Dude, you did it wrong. You're supposed to stand next to your bike as people gaze at you in awe. Make sure to where your full leathers next time.

[muskrat]

don't stare too long or the mod God's will descend on you and spend all your money, whatever is left after that $4 cup of whatever the hell you drank. 

[cokey]

Whatsa starbucks?

[Spidey]

Unless you put your bike up on stands with the tire warmers on, you're not official.   

[live2ride]

to qualify, you must also inform every passerby that it is indeed your bike.  This can also be achieved by wearing a corse tee, ducati hat and shoes and by posing next to your bike every chance you get. 

[Timmy Tucker]

It's not official douchedom until you're posted up on it in the parking lot.

[JTO112]

lol this thread is full of win 

[hunduc]

you should also tweet about it. there are still lots of areas you can improve on this.

[stopintime]

you should also tweet about it. there are still lots of areas you can improve on this.

Flashy key ring and the apparel catalog, on the table.

Scorpio alarm that goes meep meep.