Euro Bike Showdown SBKs

Started by He Man, April 03, 2011, 11:03:02 PM

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DoubleEagle

Thanks He Man.

Dolph      [moto]
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

thought

i really want to try riding the rsv4... i keep on hearing such good thing about it...

but, i have to say, i'm not the biggest fan of the looks of it.
'10 SFS 1098
'11 M796 ABS - Sold
'05 SV650N - Sold

DRKWNG

That S1000 re-defines butterface...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

mattc7


abby normal

Quote from: DRKWNG on April 04, 2011, 04:56:40 PM
That S1000 re-defines butterface...

I had a friend once tell me, "the ducati is like a beautiful woman trying to run in
High heels.  The Suzuki (his preferred ride) is like Michael Johnson ... Ugly but
Effective.". Same thing with the BMW (although I would ask that you check out
The red / white / blue in person before judging). 
1990 851 bp
2004 S4R
1997 YZF 1000R
1987 NT650
2010 BMW s1000rr
2013 848 evo corse se

DRKWNG

#7
I've seen it.  Friend of mine on Oahu has that bike.  I've put about a hundred miles on one and walked away unimpressed.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Punx Clever

Quote from: abby normal on April 04, 2011, 06:50:49 PM
I had a friend once tell me, "the ducati is like a beautiful woman trying to run in
High heels."

I think H.S. Thompson had put it more correctly:
"the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."
2008 S2R 1000 - Archangel

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.  - HST

fastwin

Quote from: DRKWNG on April 04, 2011, 06:53:56 PM
I've seen it.  Friend of mine on Oahu has that bike.  I put about a hundred miles on it and walked away unimpressed.

Don't let Dolph read that post! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

abby normal

Quote from: DRKWNG on April 04, 2011, 06:53:56 PM
I've seen it.  Friend of mine on Oahu has that bike.  I've put about a hundred miles on one and walked away unimpressed.

In sport mode perhaps?  Frustrating throttle response.  Race mode is impressive,
IMHO.
1990 851 bp
2004 S4R
1997 YZF 1000R
1987 NT650
2010 BMW s1000rr
2013 848 evo corse se

DRKWNG

Race and slick if memory serves me correctly...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Buckethead

Seeing that doesn't make me want an RC8 any less.
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MadDuck

Quote from: DRKWNG on April 05, 2011, 07:12:00 PM
Race and slick if memory serves me correctly...

Those must have been mainland miles ........ Takes a lot to impress you it seems  ;D  ;D

I'd still go with the SP just because it looks so good and it sounds so mean.
No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.

DRKWNG

Quote from: MadDuck on April 07, 2011, 09:39:13 AM
Those must have been mainland miles

Yep

Quote from: MadDuck on April 07, 2011, 09:39:13 AM
........ Takes a lot to impress you it seems  ;D  ;D

Not really.  Thing just felt like it was stepping all over itself  with all the electronics.  
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.