675.net shows us how NOT to ride.

Started by Meerkat, April 05, 2011, 02:08:05 AM

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Slide Panda

Quote from: Ducatician on April 05, 2011, 06:38:41 AM
Uggghhh...then I'm gonna have to choose which sweet ride to bring for Sunday. [bang] [laugh] [laugh]

Bring both? I'll sherpa one  ;D

Quote from: Ducatician on April 05, 2011, 01:02:12 PM
Consider the source. [roll]

Oh now now
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Meerkat

Quote from: Sad Panda on April 05, 2011, 02:17:33 PM
Bring both? I'll sherpa one  ;D

Oh, sure! I sell the 620, buy a sweet new bike and NOW you wanna help me exercise 'em. [laugh] I thought Ben called dibs on getting the 675 to Steve's...maybe you can borrow Massimo's Matel moto. ;D
'07 S2R1K
'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Artful

Are you going to lean away from the turn on that as much as you do the SD?  :o

Yeah. Went there.









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Meerkat

Quote from: Artful on April 05, 2011, 04:05:08 PM
Are you going to lean away from the turn on that as much as you do the SD?  :o

Ohhhhhh, buuuurrrrnnnnnnn!
'07 S2R1K
'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

DRKWNG

No,  no burn there.  Some times the SD wants to be ridden like that.  Think mtn/dirt bike.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Slide Panda

Quote from: Ducatician on April 05, 2011, 03:06:51 PM
Oh, sure! I sell the 620, buy a sweet new bike and NOW you wanna help me exercise 'em. [laugh] I thought Ben called dibs on getting the 675 to Steve's...maybe you can borrow Massimo's Matel moto. ;D

Isn't that the way it always is? Bring a pretty date to the dance and everyone wants a turn.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Meerkat

Quote from: Sad Panda on April 05, 2011, 07:20:12 PM
Isn't that the way it always is? Bring a pretty date to the dance and everyone wants a turn.

Or as Momma used to say, "For every pig, there's a pig make the beast with two backser." ;D
'07 S2R1K
'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

zooom

btw Jim...

the origional post is kind of a Derby...

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=37092.0

I thought I recognized the sequence...
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Meerkat

Quote from: zooom on April 06, 2011, 04:47:23 AM
btw Jim...

the origional post is kind of a Derby...

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=37092.0

I thought I recognized the sequence...

Fixed that for ya. There's no kind of to it. I didn't see the other post...oops! That's what I get for cheating on the DMF. :-[
'07 S2R1K
'09 Daytona 675
'03 620 Dark-Sold 03/26/2011

Slide Panda

yeah - I'd seen it to but figured not to out you since it's just in here. I'm not really sure if general Derby rules, section C, para 1 apply in CAM.

Quote from: Ducatician on April 05, 2011, 07:30:11 PM

Or as Momma used to say, "For every pig, there's a pig make the beast with two backser." ;D

So you bikes are pigs?
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

tocino

"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn

zooom

Quote from: tocino on April 06, 2011, 07:33:45 AM
WTF is a Derby?

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10432.0

Quote derby -- A DMF member known for informing people when they r-e-p-o-s-t.  The board software auto-filter replaces the world "r-e-p-o-s-t" with "derby."

or simply...other members just post "Derby" to say the same thing...

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Slide Panda

Quote from: tocino on April 06, 2011, 07:33:45 AM
WTF is a Derby?

You must get out more man... There's a big board out there beyond the borders of CAM you know  ;)
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

tocino

If I got out more, I wouldn't have time to read even the CAM section. Or SideBurn. Or BikeExif. Or a dozen other blogs.

Not that I don't have a life I mean, uh, why this very evening I got important stuff to do. Somewhere. Oh look over there! A Ducati!
"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn