The Royal Wedding

[Kopfjager]

Well, let's say you're alive in 20 years Kop.

  OK..10 years.

Nevermind..the dementia will have already set in by then so I guess I can't argue with you on this one.

By then... Who are you? Where's my blanket...it's cold in here. 

[geoffduc]

By then... Who are you? Where's my blanket...it's cold in here. 

Blimey Daryl have you got my home bugged... ..

[Oldfisti]

My favorite pic from the wedding...

[Kopfjager]

Priceless.  Thanks for the new screen saver.

[IZ]

 

[herm]

I don't agree with you on this. I couldn't tell you what I was doing or where I was when Prince Charles married Diana, so
I would guess this will be the same.

+11ty billion

[Buckethead]

I'm surprised no one else has figured this out yet:

It's girl porn.

The fantasy.

Which is better than any reality anyone you know will ever experience first hand.

What every little girl thinks she wants: to be a princess. To marry a prince.

This wedding is the female version of Showgirls. Only nastier.

Every female college dorm room for the next 5 years is going to have a copy.

Girls are going to unintentionally walk in on their roommates watching it in their PJ's, lap conveniently covered by a blanket.

"Oh, hey. Just stopped by to get my purse. Wanna come out to the bar with us?"

"Uhhh... Nah, I'm already ready for bed. I think I'll just stay in and finish watching this. For the 372nd time."

[ducpainter]

Well, let's say you're alive in 20 years Kop.

  OK..10 years.

Nevermind..the dementia will have already set in by then so I guess I can't argue with you on this one.

He'll piss on your grave IZ_.

[IZ]

He'll piss on your grave IZ_.

Glad your feeling optimistic in regards to his longevity.  I have a kid to raise starting in July, however.  Class of 2029.  That's a long way out.  Kop will be pushing 75 by then with several years of Crossfit and bad form under his belt.    His body may give out before then.  If your prediction does come to fruition though, it may be due to a heart attack following kid's college tuition bills.  At that point, by all means, have Kop's caretaker empty out his urostomy bag on my remains.         

[Monsterlover]

Dood. .


Eew

[lethe]

that little bag could probably be used as a body bag for you as well.
Sounds fun to display you as a little corpse floating in old man fluids. 



Yes! Successful upping of the ewwww factor accomplished

[IZ]

that little bag could probably be used as a body bag for you as well.
Sounds fun to display you as a little corpse floating in old man fluids. 



Yes! Successful upping of the ewwww factor accomplished

[ducatiz]

King of England
-Head of State of all UK
  - No law goes into effect without his signature (or her if queen)
     - William is in line for the throne
         --first king to marry his first choice (well, first who doesn't have to step down)
         --AND she's the first spouse to not be a COUSIN

I'd say it's a big deal.  Williams' kids will be the first non-inbred royals.

[Oldfisti]

King of England
-Head of State of all UK
  - No law goes into effect without his signature (or her if queen)
     - William is in line for the throne
         --first king to marry his first choice (well, first who doesn't have to step down)
         --AND she's the first spouse to not be a COUSIN

I'd say it's a big deal.  Williams' kids will be the first non-inbred royals.

Was Di a cousin?

[ducatiz]

Was Di a cousin?

yes..

The line for Prince Charles is as follows :

William Cavendish, 3rd Duke of Devonshire, d. 1755, father of
William Cavendish, 4th Duke of Devonshire, d. 1764, father of
Lady Dorothy Cavendish, d. 1794, mother of
Lord William Cavendish-Bentinck, d. 1826, father of
Charles Cavendish-Bentinck, d. 1865, father of
Nina Cavendish-Bentinck, d. 1938, mother of
Lady Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, d. 2002, mother of
Queen Elizabeth II, mother of
Charles, Prince of Wales.


The line for Diana, Princess of Wales is as follows :

William Cavendish, 3rd Duke of Devonshire, d. 1755, father of
Lady Elizabeth Cavendish, d. 1796, mother of
William Ponsonby, 1st Baron Ponsonby, d. 1806, father of
Mary Ponsonby, d. 1861, mother of
Lady Elizabeth Grey, d. 1880, mother of
Louisa Bulteel, d. 1892, mother of
Mary Baring, d. 1906, mother of
Albert Spencer, 7th Earl Spencer, d. 1975, father of
Edward Spencer, 8th Earl Spencer, d. 1992, father of
Lady Diana Spencer, d. 1997.

Bear in mind that all of the people in their line are ALSO cousins so the effect of inbreeding accumulates thru generations.  If you keep all breeding within 5-10 steps of cousins, the effect over 4-5 generations is like you're marrying your 2nd or 3rd cousin.  After 7 generations... who knows?

for instance:
Charles lineage (parents were 2nd cousins)
Queen Elizabeth->father->father->mother->King Christian IX
Prince Philip->father->father->King Christian IX