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Author Topic: The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...  (Read 391463 times)
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« Reply #330 on: July 14, 2008, 12:39:45 AM »
Hey Spider,

they are Pazzo, and no leopard skin. We have already ordered the plates for both bikes so you will just have to wait.
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« Reply #331 on: July 15, 2008, 01:07:17 AM »
...back from Canberra. It's make the beast with two backsing cold!
Got porn?.... nope
Got fireworks?... nope
Got drunk?... nope
Got anything?... yep. A cold.

Here is a quick event log entry...

Spend all day saturday preparing boring cage (honda)  Roll Eyes
Monster sitting 3 feet away teasing to go for ride....  Evil
Never happens  Angry
Fix headlights & refit front bumper  Tongue
Finish 8pm  Roll Eyes
Pack overnight bag & drive to see friends in Thai restaurant at Ryde  chug
to only stay for 1 hour and eat nothing, its 9pm.  Tongue  Angry
optioned to do Macas run  bacon bacon 9:30pm
Drive to Canberra 12:30am  Angry
stomach complains about Macas all the way down  Lips Sealed vomit
Check into cheap ass motel & watch le tour 1:45am  popcorn
Get up at 8am  Undecided Undecided Tongue
Drive to venue & spend all day outdoors in cold ACT weather, finish 6pm  Sad Tongue
Get worst noodles ever 7:30pm  Angry  vomit
Drive back to sydney 11pm (heavy traffic).  Angry

winin like a pregnant dog now, you betcha
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« Reply #332 on: July 15, 2008, 01:29:08 AM »
Dude  Huh? My granny doll what happened 2 her Cry
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« Reply #333 on: July 15, 2008, 11:29:26 PM »
oooohhhh pooor vince hasn't got his granny doll, i didn't know you were so desparate
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« Reply #334 on: July 15, 2008, 11:32:56 PM »
just waight till you get that RR youll need a big stick to keep the grannys away  cheeky
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« Reply #335 on: July 16, 2008, 12:01:07 AM »
I think i will have 2 chase more than just grannys away  waytogo
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« Reply #336 on: July 16, 2008, 12:34:20 AM »
Quote from: Dockstrada on July 16, 2008, 12:01:07 AM
I think i will have 2 chase more than just grannys away  waytogo
there was story in the local rag about three being sold in tassie and the duc dealer reconed the only problem they had with having a RR in the shop was they dont make sponges big enough to soak up all the DROOL  from lookers and seeing one in the flesh thers about a litre of my drool there to , this one was all red,i can now see why it was bike of the year in so many countrys  applause
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« Reply #337 on: July 16, 2008, 11:45:41 PM »
Quote from: Dockstrada on July 15, 2008, 01:29:08 AM
Dude  Huh? My granny doll what happened 2 her Cry

 Sorry Dock... ill make it up to you. When your b/day?  Evil Wink - Chris
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« Reply #338 on: July 17, 2008, 12:23:17 AM »
Quote from: Dockstrada on July 15, 2008, 01:29:08 AM
Dude  Huh? My granny doll what happened 2 her Cry

Hey Dock want to buy a Granny doll..... Only used by a little old man on Sundays.....
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« Reply #339 on: July 17, 2008, 01:17:13 AM »
Quote from: Big T on July 17, 2008, 12:23:17 AM
Hey Dock want to buy a Granny doll..... Only used by a little old man on Sundays.....

Sorry Big T I was hoping fro a virgin Grin
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« Reply #340 on: July 17, 2008, 03:18:45 AM »
Hi all...

Just dropping in a bit pissed....

Ok, I'll go harass other local boards now...
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« Reply #341 on: July 17, 2008, 03:35:20 AM »
That's OK.

Just had a few bourbons and watched The Bucket List....pretty damned depressing and uplifting at the same time.

Anyway..will be in the city on Sunday  Huh? and will be at Mecca at some point for the Sydney folk...took my fiance there on tuesday and she fell in love with the coffee.  waytogo
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« Reply #342 on: July 17, 2008, 03:48:44 AM »
i started with a glass of sake and have since moved onto white russians about 5 drinks ago.
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« Reply #343 on: July 17, 2008, 03:51:39 AM »
Quote from: slowpoke13 on July 17, 2008, 03:48:44 AM
i started with a glass of sake and have since moved onto white russians about 5 drinks ago.

Oh my....

I'm surprised you can still type.

I know I could, but I heard Americans can't really hold their liquor. cheeky
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« Reply #344 on: July 17, 2008, 04:01:36 AM »
See, I don't hold it, I drink it... I think that's where the misconception lies....

Only thing I don't do is shots. Never really enjoyed them. I'll pound 10-15 car bombs. But, won't do shots.


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