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Author Topic: The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...  (Read 394281 times)
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« Reply #510 on: September 24, 2008, 04:24:12 PM »
absaphugginlootly!! waytogo  So long as you have waxed  Grin Evil Wink
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« Reply #511 on: September 24, 2008, 05:00:54 PM »
they need to add a tagline to this forum - 'DUCATI monster forum - the home of sexual innuendo'

just post pron and be done with it  laughingdp
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« Reply #512 on: September 24, 2008, 05:12:27 PM »
hhhmmm  waX
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« Reply #513 on: September 24, 2008, 09:08:40 PM »
No thongs for me anymore, look at this nasty rash.....


warning...not suitable for....well....anyone really.


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"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

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http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917
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« Reply #514 on: September 24, 2008, 09:32:53 PM »
Quote from: brimo on September 24, 2008, 09:08:40 PM
No thongs for me anymore, look at this nasty rash.....

Double ouch....

True story......

A few years ago I raced at the World Championship 24 hour MTB race in Atlanta,Georgia, USA. Bloody tough course (The same used in the 1996 Olympics) and rough. I actually did the same thing to my butt. Couldn't sit down for a week. Jocks would stick to my skin from all the weeping......

And I have pics........ But they are even to gross for this forum.... Private viewings only.....  Shocked
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« Reply #515 on: September 24, 2008, 09:51:52 PM »
what worse than spider,s thong party,s  laughingdp
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« Reply #516 on: September 24, 2008, 10:19:55 PM »
Quote from: bazz20 on September 24, 2008, 09:51:52 PM
what worse than spider,s thong party,s  laughingdp

Big T's all male waxing party's.  vomit
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« Reply #517 on: September 24, 2008, 10:27:41 PM »
Quote from: Super T.I.B on September 24, 2008, 10:19:55 PM
Big T's all male waxing party's.  vomit

All are welcome.....

Can you stand the pain?Huh?

Are you man enough?Huh?

Chicks love that "smmoottthhh" felling......

Hey Spider......  waytogo
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« Reply #518 on: September 24, 2008, 11:27:42 PM »
Are you really sure that it's the chicks that dig it.
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« Reply #519 on: September 24, 2008, 11:35:39 PM »
Quote from: bazz20 on September 24, 2008, 02:34:30 AM
ok then



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« Reply #520 on: September 25, 2008, 12:02:07 AM »
Quote from: Super T.I.B on September 24, 2008, 10:19:55 PM
Big T's all male waxing party's.  vomit

hate to say it, but under all the hair lurks a lean, mean sex machine. Try a bit of man-scaping and your missus will appreciate the effect!

Big T - impressive story, the Atlanta course was pretty tough for the pro's accounts - I still remember watching Paola Pezzo school the other female riders
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« Reply #521 on: September 25, 2008, 01:50:13 AM »
no ,nup , no waxing here do it the way us mountain men do it , roll up a piece of newspaper light it and rub up and down your legs , that how real men remove unwanted hair  Grin
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« Reply #522 on: September 25, 2008, 02:30:49 AM »
Quote from: bazz20 on September 25, 2008, 01:50:13 AM
no ,nup , no waxing here do it the way us mountain men do it , roll up a piece of newspaper light it and rub up and down your legs , that how real men remove unwanted hair  Grin

My first "leg wax" was out bush, in shorts, lighting bonfire, throw on lots of petrol, fumble for matches, light and throw, watch legs engulfed in flames, hair gone......  waytogo
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« Reply #523 on: September 25, 2008, 02:36:25 AM »
Quote from: Big T on September 25, 2008, 02:30:49 AM
My first "leg wax" was out bush, in shorts, lighting bonfire, throw on lots of petrol, fumble for matches, light and throw, watch legs engulfed in flames, hair gone......  waytogo
ah yes the old wooof wood trick works every time  waytogo
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« Reply #524 on: September 25, 2008, 04:04:28 AM »
Go Hawks....
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