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« Reply #525 on: September 25, 2008, 11:34:12 AM »

All are welcome.....

Can you stand the pain?Huh?

Are you man enough?Huh?

Chicks love that "smmoottthhh" felling......

Hey Spider......  waytogo


i want to be the waxer pick me pick me
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« Reply #526 on: September 25, 2008, 09:10:14 PM »

how hot is the wax on the privates  Shocked
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« Reply #527 on: September 25, 2008, 09:18:35 PM »

how hot is the wax on the privates  Shocked

From what I have heard (no FHE): it is comfortably warm .... the real heat comes after it is removed.
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« Reply #528 on: September 25, 2008, 09:21:38 PM »

From what I have heard (no FHE): it is comfortably warm .... the real heat comes after it is removed.
laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp do you yous after shave as well  cheeky
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« Reply #529 on: September 25, 2008, 09:25:55 PM »

laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp do you yous after shave as well  cheeky

Apparently they use some sort of growth retardant .... don't know many blokes that would want that around that region.
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« Reply #530 on: September 25, 2008, 09:34:53 PM »

just yous round up then , got plenty of that  laughingdp
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« Reply #531 on: September 25, 2008, 09:58:54 PM »

Apparently.... (and I have this on the highest authority  Wink ) it doesn't grow back as thick after you've waxed a few times, unlike shaving.
But no, no aftershave, ouch!  Shocked  Shocked
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« Reply #532 on: September 25, 2008, 11:20:37 PM »

Apparently.... (and I have this on the highest authority  Wink ) it doesn't grow back as thick after you've waxed a few times, unlike shaving.
But no, no aftershave, ouch!  Shocked  Shocked

so are you a closet waxer too brimo laughingdp
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« Reply #533 on: September 25, 2008, 11:30:54 PM »

so are you a closet waxer too brimo laughingdp

I do most of the housework around here, so I'm the one that usually polishes the furniture, but what has that got to do with the subject?
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« Reply #534 on: September 25, 2008, 11:50:12 PM »

I do most of the housework around here, so I'm the one that usually polishes the furniture, but what has that got to do with the subject?
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« Reply #535 on: September 26, 2008, 11:44:57 AM »

brimo tell me you wax  hhmmmmm guys that wax
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« Reply #536 on: September 26, 2008, 04:12:37 PM »

Be a man and burn the fur off with a blowtorch!!  Grin Wink

Or rub the fuzz off with some 400 grit.  waytogo

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« Reply #537 on: September 26, 2008, 07:00:49 PM »

Hell, do a real job....

get dipped in wax from the neck down, get wrapped in a sheet and then someone grabs the end near your feet, you spin round like a top and are completely bereft of hair from toe to neck. So smooth your missus will think she's in bed with Lindsay Lohan (what a little minx she turned out to be!).  waytogo
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« Reply #538 on: September 26, 2008, 10:19:05 PM »

Hmmmmm, have you had experience with this method Rohan???  Grin
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« Reply #539 on: September 27, 2008, 12:16:13 AM »

Hmmmmm, have you had experience with this method Rohan???  Grin

yeah, it happened on a big weekend...I ended up completely denuded and on Monday morning when my eyesight finally returned and the visions faded I discovered a sentimental love letter on my bedroom dresser signed by George Michael....I'm not proud but sometimes things happen.

Gary, shouldn't you be shitfaced at the GP?
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