speaking of lesbians....
Five things I was incredibly depressed about when learning reality vs. what I learnt reading Playboy's Book of Lingerie:
1. women do not constantly wear matching sets of lingerie
2. stay up stockings aren't worn around the house on a daily basis
3. Lesbians aren't all smoking hot
4. Lesbians are quite happy with their decision and definitely aren't looking to turn, or to have you watch
5. women don't automatically strip down to their (matching) underwear and have pillow fights when left alone
reality SUCKS