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« Reply #1215 on: October 02, 2009, 04:01:49 PM »

im getting a python  waytogo

Come all you little sheilas
And listen to me song
The moral of the trouser snake
Is short as it is long
Beware of imitations
Don't lock your bedroom door
When my pyjama python bites you
You'll be screaming out for more.
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« Reply #1216 on: October 02, 2009, 04:02:41 PM »

hhhmmm you are also a crazy guy, but still love ya Kiss
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« Reply #1217 on: October 02, 2009, 08:13:49 PM »

Would get a pet if I could find one that didn't mind the fact that I work shift work and spend a lot of time away travelling by  [moto] and would still apprectiate me anyway. Maybe a python would do the job - would just have to give it a rat once a week, no grooming or patting needed but not sure if it would fetch a stick  laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #1218 on: October 03, 2009, 01:04:06 AM »

not sure if it would fetch a stick  laughingdp laughingdp

darling, if you know the things my python had picked up over the years you'd be shocked  waytogo
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« Reply #1219 on: October 03, 2009, 02:01:04 AM »

Would get a pet if I could find one that didn't mind the fact that I work shift work and spend a lot of time away travelling by  [moto] and would still apprectiate me anyway. Maybe a python would do the job - would just have to give it a rat once a week, no grooming or patting needed but not sure if it would fetch a stick  laughingdp laughingdp
they mighten fetch sticks but they will keep the mice down and they dont bark and when you go for rides it with keep your neck warm, laughingdp
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« Reply #1220 on: October 03, 2009, 02:27:00 AM »

Island Track Day booked Oct 23...

Will be staying over 22 and 23 if anyone wants to come and play... cheeky

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« Reply #1221 on: October 03, 2009, 08:18:33 AM »

darling, if you know the things my python had picked up over the years you'd be shocked  waytogo


Nothing a good dose of penicillin wouldnt fix I trust??  waytogo Grin cheeky applause
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« Reply #1222 on: October 04, 2009, 03:05:11 AM »

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« Reply #1223 on: October 04, 2009, 07:27:58 AM »

you on your knees there Jukie?  Grin

just how far behind he bike are standing?
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« Reply #1224 on: October 04, 2009, 12:19:11 PM »

you on your knees there Jukie?  Grin

just how far behind he bike are standing?

Bloody cheeky "TALL" bastard!!  Roll Eyes laughingdp cheeky
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« Reply #1225 on: October 04, 2009, 12:29:07 PM »

you on your knees there Jukie?  Grin

just how far behind he bike are standing?

Now do you understand why people buy 620s .... with lowering links?

My girl doesn't need a pedestal (she's right behind it).
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« Reply #1226 on: October 07, 2009, 10:06:10 PM »

Apologies to all.............I've been so bloody busy at work I've had not time to do the important things in life... like visit my fav. web site DMF and talk shit with all you guys  Grin.

Can't believe all the new starters and we've even had a new hatching..... (well done Goldie and Bronnie on the new Vespa riding addition to the family waytogo waytogo)

I've missed so much in what i thought was a short time including Matty piping Bit T at the Concours by 1 point (I know I'd lov to have had my baby there looking tip top) and of course congrats to Julie for her win...far more deserving than that carbon covered 2V that won last year!

Welcome to all the new starters and I'll promise to participate more regularly.

I did have time the other day when I went passed Frazers to test ride a Streetfighter S............. Dam I loved it   Grin Grin Grin... If only it didn't look so ugly...but maybe I could get one when I were out the S4RS

See you guys around
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« Reply #1227 on: October 11, 2009, 12:28:33 AM »

Hello peoples,

Took the kiddies out for a short run yesterday between rain showers. Got as far as the Calga Interchange (sounds like a spy novel). Anyway for those that have been up that way recently you will know they have installed a set of traffic lights. The traffic lights are still inoperative however there was another little surprise waiting for me ....











The old road heading south from the interchange is now marked as 50km/h ... yes that's right fifty! I am not sure how long it continues as that is where I turned for home ... but ... FIFTY! Looks like its time for another pregnant dog and moan session about nanny states and revenue raising.

For those of you who don't know the road (or are interstate and still reading), it is a rural road with very little traffic (but plenty of bikes on the weekend) ... in a built up area with lots of kids playing in the street and old-folks on their mobility scooters 50km/h may make sense to some ... but c'mon fifty, out there?
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« Reply #1228 on: October 11, 2009, 01:03:31 AM »

Grouse....................shitty weather all the way up to the MotoGP at the Island. Blaaggghh Roll Eyes Sad

Ah well, drink more so i wont notice it??  waytogo chug drink cheeky applause
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« Reply #1229 on: October 11, 2009, 01:51:35 AM »

Hello peoples,

Took the kiddies out for a short run yesterday between rain showers. Got as far as the Calga Interchange (sounds like a spy novel). Anyway for those that have been up that way recently you will know they have installed a set of traffic lights. The traffic lights are still inoperative however there was another little surprise waiting for me ....











The old road heading south from the interchange is now marked as 50km/h ... yes that's right fifty! I am not sure how long it continues as that is where I turned for home ... but ... FIFTY! Looks like its time for another pregnant dog and moan session about nanny states and revenue raising.

For those of you who don't know the road (or are interstate and still reading), it is a rural road with very little traffic (but plenty of bikes on the weekend) ... in a built up area with lots of kids playing in the street and old-folks on their mobility scooters 50km/h may make sense to some ... but c'mon fifty, out there?
they did the same here out to the tip bastards hope they burn in hell 50 kays for miles out of town i used to enjoy going to the tip and having a scrounge  bang head
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