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« Reply #1365 on: January 18, 2010, 11:06:56 AM »

I tell ya you have to be really careful with these new cameras. They've changed the old red light cameras out so that they now not only detect people traveling through red lights ( a good thing in my opinion) but do speeding as well. All of a sudden there are a lot of new cameras to slow down for! I never went through red lights so I didn't have to think about these before but I'm sure I speed through intersection on greens.
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« Reply #1366 on: January 18, 2010, 11:25:00 AM »

I never went through red lights so I didn't have to think about these before but I'm sure I speed through intersection on greens.

Or more importantly speeding through on the amber ... its a natural instinct if you are in or approaching the intersection when they go amber - you involuntarily/imperceptibly increase your speed (especially on the bike where self-preservation is an instinctual priority). Or maybe just WOT cheeky Evil

Now they are actually adding more doubt in the minds of motorists ... and indecision could be disastrous.
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« Reply #1367 on: January 22, 2010, 03:06:34 PM »

 
Walking across the deck framing the other day, I slipped and smashed my shin against one of the longitudinals  Embarrassed
Jeeze it hurt. I limped back to the control room and continued my cargo watch. It was a bit sore for a few days, but I though nothing of it.

4 days later, I woke up and my ankle was swollen and bruised black and blue  Shocked
It actually looked like it was broken, so I was sent to the hospital to get x-rays. On the way there, I was thinking:

"If I've been walking around on a broken leg, it can only be a hair-line fracture."
"I wonder if they'll put my leg in plaster?"
"It's my right leg - only the rear brake..."
"If I get sent home, I can make Turismo"
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"I'll just cut the plaster off and ride anyway"  waytogo



Unfortunately there was no fracture - so I'm still at work...
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« Reply #1368 on: January 22, 2010, 03:14:37 PM »

I don't really see a lot wrong with your thought processes, but smashing your shin on an imaginary line that circles the globe? You are a little desparate aren't you?  Wink laughingdp
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« Reply #1369 on: January 22, 2010, 03:18:44 PM »

you reckon those longitudinals hurt...I once stood up and hit my forehead on the equator!

PHARK!

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« Reply #1370 on: January 22, 2010, 03:21:32 PM »

Lucky you weren't facing South!




























You would have hit the pole  laughingdp
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« Reply #1371 on: January 22, 2010, 07:53:35 PM »

Betty, Dave is desperately wanting to be at Turismo so he meet us all of course.  cheeky

Dave you will have to try much harder than that.  You've still got two weeks although some may get suspicious if you keep beating up on yourself.  No wonder they run dry ships if you sailors can't even stay upright sober!

(oh by the way - hope it's better now.  Kiss)
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« Reply #1372 on: January 23, 2010, 12:40:47 AM »

Don't worry H, I'm not on a dry ship. They would have to pay us more for that  Wink
Occasionally I'll have a couple after watch, and more often than not, I'll have quite a few up the road in Cairns.  drink

My sobriety is self inflicted, tomorrow will be two weeks.
My record is 12 weeks. I don't feel the need to break that record... ever  chug

Oh dear - all these beer emoticons are making me thirsty...
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« Reply #1373 on: January 23, 2010, 10:46:45 AM »

Well that only confirms that you are a masochist then.  laughingdp
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« Reply #1374 on: January 25, 2010, 07:58:22 AM »

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY TO ALL
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« Reply #1375 on: January 25, 2010, 01:11:33 PM »

i'll 2nd that! happy australia day!
went to see "THEM CROOKED VULTURES" last night here in brissie and they were make the beast with two backsING AMAZING! what a concert! they're playing at the hordern today, if you've got tickets you're in for a treat, if you haven't, get some!


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« Reply #1376 on: January 25, 2010, 10:34:36 PM »

What a day, early morning ride up the old road followed by a full day at Clifton Gardens. Gotta lov Australia Day
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« Reply #1377 on: January 27, 2010, 02:09:31 PM »

i'll 2nd that! happy australia day!
went to see "THEM CROOKED VULTURES" last night here in brissie and they were make the beast with two backsING AMAZING! what a concert! they're playing at the hordern today, if you've got tickets you're in for a treat, if you haven't, get some!


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ah man been listening to their album - tis killa - but they are not making their way to sleepy little Adelaide! Embarrassed
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« Reply #1378 on: January 28, 2010, 06:21:37 PM »

man people give you funny looks as you walk through the city (Adelaide) with a litre bottle of fork oil in your hands. Huh?
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« Reply #1379 on: January 28, 2010, 06:37:49 PM »

You need to stop taking swigs ... its a little uncouth.
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