Long time

[IZ]

Ashy!!  I was wondering where all the hot asian chicks went!!   

[RAT900]

Hi Ash!


guys? what is a cruiser?

[Ash]

 

[lethe]

Hi Ash!


guys? what is a cruiser?

something hot Asians go cruising on looking for small stuffed animal sized passengers aka IZs

[KnightofNi]

something hot Asians go cruising on looking for small stuffed animal sized passengers aka IZs

no, i think ash is looking to pick up white girls now.
or gingers. if it is a ginger then i want picks of the hot asian chick and the ginger girl in action 

[lethe]

no, i think ash is looking to pick up white girls now.
or gingers. if it is a ginger then i want picks of the hot asian chick and the ginger girl in action 

I'm sure a dwarf is always welcome to the party.
Now, could a ginger wear pasties or is that redundant?

[ducatiz]

no, i think ash is looking to pick up white girls now.
or gingers. if it is a ginger then i want picks of the hot asian chick and the ginger girl in action 

mmmm ginger SNAPS

[Speedbag]

Good to hear! I am very very impressed with the product, ride, and value.

You'll like it, a friend of mine has an 8-ball and it's a nice machine.

My one short spin on a nightrod involved a lot *scraaaape* *scrape* Not exactly confidence inspiring at 35 mph

Yep, same here. The 'R (Street Rod) model didn't have the stupid forward controls....or raked-out fork....also had a bespoke taller frame for better cornering, inverted fork, among other things. Too bad so few really understood what they were trying to do.  

http://www.motorcycle.com/manufacturer/harley-davidson/2006-harleydavidson-street-rod-street-ride-13744.html

[B.Rock]

i commend you howie on your timing and perseverance in holding that picture for a day such as this....   

I've been living life, enjoying it, working very hard, moved to a new place, found a great new girlfriend... just kicking ass basically.  but been so busy ive limited the grids ive been on.

th big news is, i'm selling the duc to fund another bike purchase (something more tour friendly).  and hope to get a streetfighter s (or similar) next year....

i missed you folks!  what's new? 

where'd you move to?

[Mother]

Dammit

Ash got out of the restraints again

if anyone sees him call me immediately

DO NOT APROACH

[ducpainter]

Hi honey...

[duccarlos]

Spaceballs (1987) - Planet of the Apes Spoof

[duccarlos]

Or more appropriate:

Spaceballs- "Keep firing assholes!"

I'm surrounded by assholes!!

[Ash]

goddamn i missed you sluts.   

to answer the various questions (and non) in no particular order-

-the girl is not a ginger, though she has dyed her hair a reddish hue.  rrawr.  im not sure shes into hot asian chicks though so i guess i wont be getting any action...

- pasties need not apply.  if you mean the kind that you wear on your nip-

- i moved in the same municipality, but sold my house (which i wasn't a fan of) and moved into a brand new apartment thats right next to commuter rail, which is incredibly convenient.  i'm living with the lass and have done a few projects already, such as building some badass home theater speakers for the commensurate movie experience.  all new furniture etc.... basically ive started over and am much happier with my living situation.

- non-question answer: i hated that i didnt ride much last year (it was a shitty year for me) and thats been one of the drivers to get a more tour-friendly machine.  i want to do MILES this year, and i dont want to have to choose between spending time with my lady and riding (she cannot legally drive due to an eyesight issue).

what else do yous wanna know?

oh, and does TOB still exist?

[Ash]

Dammit

Ash got out of the restraints again

if anyone sees him call me immediately

DO NOT APROACH

you broke... my heart...