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May 16, 2011, 07:43:09 AM Last Edit: May 16, 2011, 09:31:34 AM by ducatiz


Here is another of what I mean:

Ignore the squid gear.  Is he too tall to ride safely?

If he tucks, he will be hanging off the front!



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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Buckethead

#1
May 16, 2011, 07:45:38 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

That dude is what bovine nightmares are made of.
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ducatiz

#2
May 16, 2011, 07:46:54 AM
It just blows my mind.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Artful

#3
May 16, 2011, 07:48:00 AM
It's ok, he has titanium bolts.
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Nomad

#4
May 16, 2011, 07:49:08 AM
Well at least between the suit and the bike he has all his favorite colors covered; mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise  [clap]

DucNaked

#5
May 16, 2011, 08:00:21 AM
How many cows died to make that suit?
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ducatiz

#6
May 16, 2011, 08:01:57 AM
Quote from: Artful on May 16, 2011, 07:48:00 AM
It's ok, he has titanium bolts.

LOL!
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

SacDuc

#7
May 16, 2011, 08:05:27 AM


I must be missing something.

I mean those white leathers are ugly as hell and should be ridiculed mercilessly. Other than that, was this posted just to make fun of an over weight guy just because he rides motorcycles at a track. Because we are all so make the beast with two backsing perfect that we should feel entitled to belittle other people we don't even know just for being over eight and having the audacity to participate the same hobby we do. Really? Keep it classy.

sac
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ducatiz

#8
May 16, 2011, 08:08:05 AM Last Edit: May 16, 2011, 08:10:30 AM by ducatiz
I didn't post it to ridicule fat folks, I posted it because I am really surprised to see someone who so clearly is obese on a sport bike going to the track.  I'm no lightweight, but the physical challenges associated with riding are multiplied by whoknowswhat for a guy like that.

I mean... More power to him, but if you can't even go into a proper tuck on the bike, it might be time to try another passtime.

I would have posted the pic if it was a rail-thin guy who was 7 ft tall as well.  Ducatis (and sport bikes in general) just don't fit everyone.

Here ya go Sac:
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

pennyrobber

#9
May 16, 2011, 08:15:24 AM
You know, I always liked RC-51's.
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SacDuc

#10
May 16, 2011, 08:16:18 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 16, 2011, 08:08:05 AM
I didn't post it to ridicule fat folks . . .


(cough)bullshit(cough)


As far as a sandy vagina goes:

Quote from: ducatiz on May 13, 2011, 08:59:55 AM
my 2 year old daughter treats toy bears the same way.  

letting the child play with a dead animal of this type is bordering on abuse.  she doesn't know anything about disease etc.  

And I'm not some pussy tree hugger saying that, I've slaughtered and butchered my own chicken, turkey, goats and lambs.  I'd do my own cow if I could, but they are too big.  I don't give a damn about the squirrel and I'm not squeamish about dead stuff.


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ducatiz

#11
May 16, 2011, 08:30:03 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 16, 2011, 08:16:18 AM

(cough)bullshit(cough)

nope.  like i said, i would have posted it if it was a rail-thin guy who was 7ft tall.  i'm probably at the physical limit of size and weight for a ducati to be operated optimally (6'1 and 220).. of course, someone heavier can ride, but the bike isn't going to behave the same way.  sure they will have a lot more traction....



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As far as a sandy vagina goes:




read further, i wasn't being totally serious about that.  i should have made it more clear.  dead squirrels are nasty though.

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Artful

#12
May 16, 2011, 08:33:13 AM
Are we sure this isn't just some publicity stunt for Michelin?
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Goat_Herder

#13
May 16, 2011, 08:33:56 AM
IBTL? 
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ducatiz

#14
May 16, 2011, 08:35:51 AM
My threads don't get locked!! Y'all behave!
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