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My daddy was a pistol I'm a son of a gun.

Started by Artful, May 16, 2011, 10:32:49 AM

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Artful

May 16, 2011, 10:32:49 AM
Found this pic of my dad on his old Sportster, which many years later became my first bike. If you know me, the resemblance is absolutely uncanny. No blaming the milkman on this one old man...



You'll notice the dead hog carcass on the bike of the bike. Yup, that's what that is. The family business was pork processing, and sometimes a carcass comes in damaged. Instead of tossing it in the rendering bin dad strapped it to the back of his bike, slathered make-up on it, and rode to the bars with it.

All the folks that have met me, now you understand why I is the way I is.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

ducatiz

#1
May 16, 2011, 10:53:36 AM

Your dad is Ron Jeremy???

Oh man. 
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Artful

#2
May 16, 2011, 10:56:36 AM
The Hedgehog should be so lucky.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

ducatiz

#3
May 16, 2011, 10:58:10 AM
Quote from: Artful on May 16, 2011, 10:56:36 AM
The Hedgehog should be so lucky.

oh come on

the hair, the pornstache, the chest hair, the shit eating grin...
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

elyse

#4
May 16, 2011, 12:55:23 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 16, 2011, 10:53:36 AM
Your dad is Ron Jeremy???

you see ron jeremy, i see groucho marx...  ;D

says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

ducatiz

#5
May 16, 2011, 01:30:19 PM
Ron Jeremy IS groucho marx, cloned and spliced with a donkey..
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

elyse

#6
May 16, 2011, 01:41:18 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 16, 2011, 01:30:19 PM
Ron Jeremy IS groucho marx, cloned and spliced with a donkey..
hmmm...well now that you mention it.... you might be right! :)
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

atomic410

#7
May 16, 2011, 02:18:41 PM
nice buck owens reference [bacon]
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#8
May 16, 2011, 02:25:48 PM
Quote from: elyse on May 16, 2011, 12:55:23 PM
you see ron jeremy, i see groucho marx...  ;D


I see Andy

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ducatiz

#9
May 16, 2011, 02:31:16 PM
That must be painful.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

dolci

#10
May 17, 2011, 08:50:52 AM
Yup - wow - you definitely look a bit like your dad.  Loved the stories about the processing plant.  Quite an adventure!
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mitt

#11
May 17, 2011, 10:00:48 AM
How much was therapy when you got older  [laugh]   [laugh]


mitt

696DCRider

#12
May 17, 2011, 10:22:34 AM
Awesome pic.  There are many funny things like the wet stain under his beer (oops! spillage), the cig and beer in the pig's hand and mouth.  Why are there two helmets (one for him and one for the pig?)  Denim on denim is also great.  As Pops said, "you gotta coordinate".  And the cutoff sleeves are good for air flow.

Too bad I have no supporting evidence to explain my insanity.

Artful

#13
May 17, 2011, 10:23:21 AM
Free, you can't grow up with my dad and not learn how to handle shit as it comes  [laugh]

There is a picture that has vanished of dad riding with me on the tank, my oldest sister on the back, and my middle sister on his shoulders. There is no reason I have lived this long, but man, I got stories.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

SacDuc

#14
May 17, 2011, 01:12:18 PM


I wanna party with your dad.


sac
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