quote of the day

[badgalbetty]

As some of you know I am a cabbie here in Portland Oregon. Its the funnest job ever with the exception of the occasionl wingding. People say the funniest things to me ,especially if they have had a beer or five. Last night , a sttrikingly beautiful lady climbed in the cab with her B/F. During the course of the ride the following quote left her mouth....
" According to my Unle Patrick, you never shit yourself " just a little bit ! "  I about died laughing. So now we have a fun topic , lets hear what your funny quotes are...... post at will.

[The Bacon Junkie]

From one of the best movies EVER...

Kaylee: "Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

Mal: "Oh, God! I can't *know* that!"

Jayne: "I could stand to hear a little more."

[ZLTFUL]

As the Junkie steals my sig! ;-)

[ducpainter]

As the Junkie steals my sig! ;-)

For some reason...

this is sooooo wrong.

[The Bacon Junkie]

As the Junkie steals my sig! ;-)

Try this then...

Wash: "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."

Mal: "Define 'interesting'."

Wash: [deadpan] "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die? "

or

Mal: "What in the hell happened back there?"

Wash: "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old."

[zooom]

Nothing says "why is there a hole in the wall, and where did i hide my pants?" like a couple bottles of 20% bum wine. (referencing Wild Irish Rose, Nighttrain, Thunderbird, MD 20/20, etc.)

-12/19/07-zarn02 on the DML

[Oldfisti]

See my sig line...