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« Reply #135 on: March 22, 2012, 09:17:05 PM »

Depends on jurisdiction. I know in most states "ape hangars" are illegal. That typically pertains to any situation where the hands are higher than the shoulders...
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« Reply #136 on: March 23, 2012, 04:43:09 AM »



seriously, do you think that's rideable? it looks like one good pothole would fold the front right into the motor. are there laws about headlight height and "rideability"?



Don't think for a minute that just because it is a motorcycle it is actually RIDDEN.

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« Reply #137 on: March 23, 2012, 05:18:50 AM »

Don't think for a minute that just because it is a motorcycle it is actually RIDDEN.

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« Reply #138 on: March 23, 2012, 07:15:09 AM »

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« Reply #139 on: March 23, 2012, 07:40:35 AM »



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« Reply #140 on: March 23, 2012, 10:30:37 AM »



Hopefully that thing is rusting in a junkyard some where! vomit
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« Reply #141 on: March 23, 2012, 10:57:48 AM »

Hopefully that thing is rusting in a junkyard some where! vomit

why?? is it that bad?

at the least, part it!
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« Reply #142 on: March 23, 2012, 11:22:41 AM »

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« Reply #143 on: March 23, 2012, 12:41:47 PM »

I wish MotoGPFan was around to post pics of his SS when he bought it  vomit
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« Reply #144 on: March 23, 2012, 12:42:18 PM »



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« Reply #145 on: March 23, 2012, 02:26:30 PM »


Anyone who actually uses that should be pregnant dogslapped....with his bike....and then have it taken away from them.

And while I love Harleys, most over-the-top choppers are just silly.  And OCC?  Hell, I know theme bikes are just artwork and not real bikes, but even their non-theme bikes suck.
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« Reply #146 on: March 23, 2012, 03:50:14 PM »



Is that for real?  laughingdp

If so, I have truly seen it all. Depreciate your bike even faster, act now!!!!
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« Reply #147 on: March 23, 2012, 03:58:18 PM »



it took a few people quoting this, but i finally read the ad.  at first i thought it was an ad for a trailer.   sadly i bet there are a lot of people that would be interested in this product.  
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« Reply #148 on: March 23, 2012, 04:22:17 PM »

It fits right in with the car idiots who buy the "Interfooler" fake intercooler and little speaker thing that plays a "blow-off valve sound" every time you push in the clutch, all to make it look like a car has a turbo when it doesn't.

The big problem with the trailer thing here is......how is it gonna fool people when they see you rolling it off and on the trailer?   Cheesy
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« Reply #149 on: March 23, 2012, 04:51:39 PM »

it took a few people quoting this, but i finally read the ad.  at first i thought it was an ad for a trailer.   sadly i bet there are a lot of people that would be interested in this product.  

i like the 2x multiplier.
only for the hard core bikers.
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