fun with speech

Started by KnightofNi, June 17, 2008, 08:53:41 AM

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KnightofNi

i have decided that because i'm bored, i am tired of my job, and i just want to screw with people i'm going to start randomly changing the inflection of my sentences. some will end up, unless it's a question. some will end down. some will have the inflection at the beginning of the sentence, others will be in the middle as if i'm trying to stress a particular word. that word will most likely be an article and i will try hard to avoid doing that on adjectives.

it will keep my brain occupied for a while until i realize i'm too lazy to keep it up.



other suggestions are "talk like james hetfield day" or "talk like bob dylan sings day"


feel free to come up with your own and post the results.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Grampa

how about.... walk around the office like Angus Young day?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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KnightofNi

that could be fun too

in that manner of thining i offer "stand like glen danzig day"


how about talk like macy gray sings day
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 09:27:21 AM



how about talk like macy gray sings day

I'd punch you in the neck after 2 seconds
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

KnightofNi

Quote from: bobspapa on June 17, 2008, 09:33:32 AM
I'd punch you in the neck after 2 seconds

that's kinda that point of that one.
she is another person who's voice makes me want to cause harm to things and people around me
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

B.Rock

Well, assuming drink like Keith Moon day is out, I'd consider dressing like an Orthodox Jew.
Cali - where I lay my Mac down.

DCXCV

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 08:53:41 AM
i have decided that because i'm bored, i am tired of my job, and i just want to screw with people i'm going to start randomly changing the inflection of my sentences. some will end up, unless it's a question. some will end down. some will have the inflection at the beginning of the sentence, others will be in the middle as if i'm trying to stress a particular word. that word will most likely be an article and i will try hard to avoid doing that on adjectives.
This is also known as "The David Caruso School of Acting".  Be sure to take off or put on your sunglasses at the appropriate dramatic moment.


Refer to yourself in the third person day?
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

KnightofNi

Quote from: DCXCV on June 17, 2008, 10:02:06 AM
This is also known as "The David Caruso School of Acting".  Be sure to take off or put on your sunglasses at the appropriate dramatic moment.


Refer to yourself in the third person day?

KnightofNi agrees with your idea. He thinks it is spledid and will do this as well as adding 'The' in front of his name at important times.

The KnightofNi is going to go do some work now.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ODrides

Talk like the GPS lady is fun.  "I'm head ed too lunch.  Baa kin a bit.  Recalculating."

TiNi

you guys are very creative  ;) [thumbsup]



Rameses

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 17, 2008, 10:31:15 AM
KnightofNi agrees with your idea. He thinks it is spledid and will do this as well as adding 'The' in front of his name at important times.

The KnightofNi is going to go do some work now.



You could refer to that as "The the ron Day".


the Rameses  [roll]

B.Rock

Bob Dole day?
Bob Dole wants to know where Bob Dole's peanut butter is.
Cali - where I lay my Mac down.

KnightofNi

Quote from: B.Rock on June 17, 2008, 01:32:35 PM
Bob Dole day?
Bob Dole wants to know where Bob Dole's peanut butter is.

someone find the family guy clip with bob dole for me please. i cna't go there at work.


bob dole. bob dole, bob dole bob dole!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Rameses

I can't find the Family Guy clip, but here's the one from SNL that B.Rock was talking about.

:)