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Author Topic: Robber fed Viagra and kept as sex slave by salon owner  (Read 1353 times)
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« on: July 14, 2011, 08:51:21 AM »

really... the title says it all... haha

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3691278/Robber-fed-Viagra-and-kept-bras-sex-slave-by-salon-owner.html#ixzz1RwjqzIPb

the question is... how many more people are going to be breaking into her salon now on a regular basis?

and how will that guy ever live down complaining about that treatment?  "yeah, when i tried to rob some salon, some blonde russian girl handcuffed me and used me as a sex slave for three days running... i had no choice but to call the cops and turn her in.  oh yeah, she also gave me jeans and some cash aferwards.  well, after the sex and the food that is."
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2011, 08:54:16 AM »

*looks at date of story*

I could swear this exact story popped up (*cough*) a few years back.
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2011, 11:39:52 AM »

Does the guy really have to complain and go to the police?  He should have just turned this robbery thing a weekly event at the salon. 
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2011, 11:54:24 AM »

I could swear this exact story popped up (*cough*) a few years back.

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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2011, 12:28:31 PM »

as I thought...old story done been rehashed/recycled

http://rt.com/news/hairdresser-turns-robber-into-sex-slave/?fullstory


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