So Ashamed

Started by MostroS2R, July 26, 2011, 07:49:36 AM

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fastwin

"... and that Mexican food lunch was coming back on me." [puke] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ItsaDuc

Boot got "stuck" on the footpeg... while shifting.

:-[

stopintime


False neutral - known Ducati problem  [roll]
252,000 km/seventeen years - loving it

il d00d

Dogs are a leading source of acceleration issues - they are literally the only reason I am not an olympic sprinter.

One other explanation, you weren't on your way to a Starbucks.  Ducatis are programmed for optimal performance when pointed toward a coffee shop.

He Man

i was thinking about some NOS.

fastwin

For yourself or for his bike? ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

MostroS2R

Quote from: il d00d on July 26, 2011, 03:18:54 PM
Dogs are a leading source of acceleration issues - they are literally the only reason I am not an olympic sprinter.

One other explanation, you weren't on your way to a Starbucks.  Ducatis are programmed for optimal performance when pointed toward a coffee shop.

LOL, thats a good one.
Rocco
07 S2R

ManaloEA

I was trying out some new magnets in my shoes to change the traffic lights. One must have gotten stuck on the light sensor...
2011 M696

OT

Quote from: MostroS2R on July 26, 2011, 11:43:46 AM
Yeah, once I hit 6500 rpm I started to pull on him.

How long does it take to get from 5,000 to 6,500 RPM....about 0.5 seconds?  Rematch!  You should have blown him away right from the start  [evil]

Kopfjager

An 800 is no match for Big Twin power.
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

MostroS2R

Quote from: kopfjäger on July 27, 2011, 12:11:19 AM
An 800 is no match for Big Twin power.

I think if he was stock I would have taken him. Those bikes have tons of low end torque.
Rocco
07 S2R

Blackout

2003 Ducati Monster 1000
2005 Triumph Speed Triple 1050
2003 Honda CR250
2008 KTM 990 SuperDuke

strat10

Wasn't that Harley engine designed by Porsche?....No wonder you lost...

muskrat

nope, that was the V rod engine.  He lost to a regular old 96 incher with "mods"
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

arai_speed