million $$$ fender bender

Started by fastwin, July 28, 2011, 11:23:40 AM

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fastwin

I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducrider45

I just saw this on Yahoo. Go big or go home!
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

Slide Panda

Yeah, on Jalopnik a few days back. It was on the front of MSN today as well. Guess it's hit the bigtime
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Scooter Montgomery

15 minutes or less gets you down $850k
2003 620 Half Dark/ Half Silver 35,000 happy miles

zooom

I am honestly surprised it wasn't an incident involving Paris Hilton....
99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

fastwin

I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

brimo

#7
Sure beats the mother in law backing her x k r into the wife's maranello then.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Duc Buz

Sick.
In Austin, mid 80's, I saw a now classic "Magnum PI" Ferarri parked, burst into flames.  Next to it was a classic Bentley and a classic Aston.  Ferrari burned to the ground, others sustained fire damage to the sides.
Sorry only cell phones were the size of a suit case and believe it or not did not have cameras built in.
:'(
11B4P (Ret) US Army
2003 620 Dark (Matte Silver)