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Started by ducpainter, August 16, 2011, 02:39:28 PM

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Buckethead

#15
August 17, 2011, 08:01:27 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on August 17, 2011, 07:56:56 AM
Where the hell do you find a 45 lbs turkey? Them birds be hitting the juice!!

It was a custom build job.
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#16
August 17, 2011, 09:47:36 AM
I'd remove the breasts (bone-in ofcourse) from the legs/thighs, brine them like Speedbag said, then smoke them. That way you can remove the white/dark meat separately when they're done.

It should also help with space. 45 lbs!  :o

ducpainter

#17
August 17, 2011, 09:50:04 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on August 17, 2011, 07:56:56 AM
Where the hell do you find a 45 lbs turkey? Them birds be hitting the juice!!
I found him in the turkey coop behind the barn.

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JEFF_H

#18
August 17, 2011, 10:39:02 AM
How long to keep the coals underneath?
no time at all....coals should be on the other side  8)

I have used this recipe several times with great results-
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/neelys/smoked-turkey-with-bbq-gravy-recipe/index.html
i dont make the bbq gravy.
i half the salt in the brine so the skin doesnt get too salty
plus the brine has bourbon and brown sugar in it  [thumbsup]

6(ish) hours @225 with a bone in breast(10-15lbs), cover with foil about 1/2 way through so the skin doesnt burn
have done it in the bbq and using the side box...both worked

agree with speedbag on the brine, water pan and temp.

duccarlos

#19
August 17, 2011, 07:38:54 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 17, 2011, 09:50:04 AM
I found him in the turkey coop behind the barn.

Is that coop kinda like the gym that Drago used in Rocky 4? Super high tech coop where they inject turkeys with roids.
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ducpainter

#20
August 17, 2011, 07:49:39 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on August 17, 2011, 07:38:54 PM
Is that coop kinda like the gym that Drago used in Rocky 4? Super high tech coop where they inject turkeys with roids.
Nah...

he got a stay of execution last fall.

It isn't common to keep them over a year.
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
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    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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duccarlos

#21
August 17, 2011, 07:59:19 PM
Let us know if roids filled turkeys taste better than Rocky Balboa size turkeys.
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ducpainter

#22
August 17, 2011, 08:22:59 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on August 17, 2011, 07:59:19 PM
Let us know if roids filled turkeys taste better than Rocky Balboa size turkeys.
no roids bro...

just clean country livin'...

and probably $200 worth of grain [laugh]
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    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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duccarlos

#23
August 18, 2011, 07:32:09 AM
That grain was juiced!
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donzo

#24
August 18, 2011, 12:28:16 PM
FRY IT!

FRY IT!!

FRY IT!!!
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#25
August 18, 2011, 12:38:12 PM
Quote from: donzo on August 18, 2011, 12:28:16 PM
FRY IT!

FRY IT!!

FRY IT!!!

I suspect they don't make a pot vat big enough for to do that with this kind of bird in this particular case...
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donzo

#26
August 18, 2011, 12:42:48 PM
Hollowed out oil drum?
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zooom

#27
August 18, 2011, 12:46:04 PM
Quote from: donzo on August 18, 2011, 12:42:48 PM
Hollowed out oil drum?

yeah, but balancing that on a burner assembly and filled with highly flammable oil may seem too much akin to a "hold my beer and watch this" moment...

unless it is done as a celebratory fire starter at DIMBY!
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Drunken Monkey

#28
August 18, 2011, 12:57:39 PM
Quote from: zooom on August 18, 2011, 12:38:12 PM
I suspect they don't make a pot vat big enough for to do that with this kind of bird in this particular case...

Who is this "they" you speak of?

To fry a turkey that big you don't rely on the The Man to build you a big enough pot.

You become The Man and build your own.
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zooom

#29
August 18, 2011, 01:07:02 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on August 18, 2011, 12:57:39 PM
Who is this "they" you speak of?

To fry a turkey that big you don't rely on the The Man to build you a big enough pot.

You become The Man and build your own.

too much effort to fry just 1 bird (IMHO-think instant gratification here-which drove he point of frying a turkey in the 1st place)....now...if you were breeding a whole slew of em....that is a whole horse of a different color.
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