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Started by TiAvenger, June 19, 2008, 05:52:56 PM

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Kaveh

#1
June 19, 2008, 05:55:31 PM
The more appropriate question is:  Who needs a set of balls?

The answer is that guy in Fresno  [roll]

Sinister

#2
June 19, 2008, 06:05:38 PM
I don't.  want mine (inlaws, that is)?
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

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Ducatiloo

#3
June 19, 2008, 06:09:21 PM
Sounds like a fair trade if he keeps the bike. 
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zarn02

#4
June 20, 2008, 12:11:02 AM
the make the beast with two backs...?

man, i know some guys who's wives/gf's keep their balls in their purses, but your in-laws?

[roll]
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NAKID

#5
June 20, 2008, 12:17:43 AM
The wife probably wants him to get rid of it but doesn't have the nerve to tell him herself. She probably asked her parents to say that and she agreed with the parents....
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Jobu

#6
June 20, 2008, 12:18:23 AM
The in-laws must be loaded.
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Ducatiloo

#7
June 20, 2008, 08:41:16 AM
Maybe he lost his job, and is living with his inlaws...... or he could just be missing his balls.
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Grampa

#8
June 20, 2008, 08:42:33 AM
or maybe his inlaws are Italian
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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corey

#9
June 20, 2008, 09:06:13 AM
this poor sap really needs to grow a set.
i'd tell them to eat a dick. nobody tells me what to do with my shit, least of all INLAWS.

who would want to be part of a family like that anyway. and as far as i would be concerned, their daughter would be part of MY family now, not the other way around.
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Sinister

#10
June 20, 2008, 09:23:14 AM
Quote from: corey on June 20, 2008, 09:06:13 AM
this poor sap really needs to grow a set.
i'd tell them to eat a dick. nobody tells me what to do with my shit, least of all INLAWS.

who would want to be part of a family like that anyway. and as far as i would be concerned, their daughter would be part of MY family now, not the other way around.

QFT, baby. [thumbsup]
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

powerhammer

#11
June 21, 2008, 01:55:13 AM
Quote from: Jobu on June 20, 2008, 12:18:23 AM
The in-laws must be loaded.

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CairnsDuc

#12
June 21, 2008, 03:09:32 AM
Quote from: corey on June 20, 2008, 09:06:13 AM
this poor sap really needs to grow a set.
i'd tell them to eat a dick. nobody tells me what to do with my shit, least of all INLAWS.

who would want to be part of a family like that anyway. and as far as i would be concerned, their daughter would be part of MY family now, not the other way around.

Amen brother!!  [thumbsup]

Duck-Stew

#13
June 21, 2008, 10:45:31 PM
dude, WTF.  What a douche-bag excuse for a man.  Somebody send that poor make the beast with two backs some porno.
[roll]


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Capt baz

#14
June 22, 2008, 07:42:48 AM
the difference between inlaws & outlaws, is, outlaws are wanted. [coffee]
"It will not go in deepr than it is long"

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