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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2011, 12:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Artful on September 26, 2011, 06:37:05 AM
I think we should create a new section devoted entirely to bug-related incidents that occur on rides. DP err duck soup err DP Part Deux, errrr Nate should moderate it.

Don't forget birds.

I seem to get hit by a lot of them Tongue
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2011, 12:20:31 PM »
I came around a corner once to a cloud of grasshoppers and crickets all fleeing a hay wagon.
Couldn't immediately get around it either, didn't hurt but was annoying.
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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2011, 02:59:39 AM »
Quote from: Artful on September 26, 2011, 06:37:05 AM
I think we should create a new section devoted entirely to bug-related incidents that occur on rides. DP err duck soup err DP Part Deux, errrr Nate should moderate it.
I think someone should get busy finishing his epic video that he owes the forum and stop thinking. Kiss
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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2011, 03:55:55 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 29, 2011, 02:59:39 AM
I think someone should get busy finishing his epic video that he owes the forum and stop thinking. Kiss

Ouch

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« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2011, 04:42:35 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 29, 2011, 03:55:55 PM
Ouch

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Quote from: Dan on September 26, 2011, 01:26:23 AM
Whining about a little bug bite, maybe it should go to the Monster Women board.   
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« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2011, 04:45:15 PM »
The thread has come full circle.   Grin
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« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2011, 09:27:49 PM »
Or you could just add it to the "No One Gives A Shit" Thread...

Getting worked up over an ant? Special underwear tucked into boots? Maybe the WTF??!!! thread... 




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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2011, 08:22:25 AM »
I remember this one time in band camp...







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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2011, 08:27:22 AM »
I got "stung" in my chest once. I made the same futile attempts to kill the bee thru my jacket and shirt, and after another sting or two i got it.

when i stopped, I found the Marlboro at my belt line, now extinguished. make the beast with two backsers. 
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« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2011, 08:44:19 PM »
Quote from: avizpls on September 30, 2011, 08:27:22 AM
I got "stung" in my chest once. I made the same futile attempts to kill the bee thru my jacket and shirt, and after another sting or two i got it.

when i stopped, I found the Marlboro at my belt line, now extinguished. make the beast with two backsers. 
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« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2011, 06:00:25 AM »
Quote from: Scotzman on October 01, 2011, 08:44:19 PM
Smoking will kill ya.

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« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2011, 06:20:51 AM »
Quote from: Goat_Herder on September 28, 2011, 10:02:41 AM
One time I was out riding my 620.  When I was cruising at about 140mph, like I always do, a 20 foot copperhead launched itself at me, crawled up my pant leg, and bit me at my junk.  I pulled out that bastard out thru the zipper.  Bit its head off, spit it in the air and roundhouse kicked the head to the next county, all while taking a decreasing radius hairpin turn with a 1,000 foot drop cliff to my right.  Yes, it was a left hand turn without guard rail.  Add did I mention I was going 140 with magnesium pucker making sparks?

Thru the whole ordeal, I shed no tear.  I think I muttered an inaudible "ouch" under my breath.  That's how manly I am.   cheeky

I call shenanigans.

we all know the yellow 620 could never do 140
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« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2011, 07:52:08 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.3 on October 02, 2011, 06:20:51 AM
I call shenanigans.

we all know the yellow 620 could never do 140

unless it was ridden by Chuck Norris...then the whole story would be 100% believable !!!
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« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2011, 08:23:03 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.3 on October 02, 2011, 06:20:51 AM
I call shenanigans.

we all know the yellow 620 could never do 140

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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2011, 08:31:26 AM »
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