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ducpainter

#90
October 04, 2011, 01:14:22 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 04, 2011, 12:00:28 PM
The voice of experience is always of great value

whether that experience was great or disastrous

it can serve as a beacon of hope or a dire warning
They say things change.

Is our experience current enough?

...and no one ever warned me...

they let me hang myself.

I'm going to return the favor. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#91
October 04, 2011, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: r_ciao on October 04, 2011, 10:08:55 AM
so that's what i'm missing...
i've been romantic and gentlemanly.  maybe i should just write that i want to "get busy".

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

KnightofNi

#92
October 04, 2011, 01:40:25 PM
I shall only respond to dave in this post since i deem his responses funniest
also, my screen si doing that wierd thing when i type to much and it won't show me what is being typed

Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 09:03:23 AM
I'll write your match.com profile for you for free. Guaranteed the first broad to respond will sleep with you.

would love to see it. i havne't been doing too badly on my own, and would rather just buy her drinks instead of paying for a dating site if all i'm going to do is have sex with her.

Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 09:40:37 AM
Shhhh-the boy could use some luck these days, especially with the kilt thing. There's a reason the only photo with him wrapped around anyone else has me in it. Tragic.

don't knock the kilt. It has gotten me much more action than most realize. also, you are the only one I have pics with that can go public because i thought we had something special  :'(

Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 01:20:30 PM


so what you are telling me is I need to figure out how to be an asshole so i can date the hot smart girls?
and i will need to drink so i can deal with how annoying they are...
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducatiz

#93
October 04, 2011, 02:16:12 PM
Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 01:20:30 PM


I love pretending to be an asshole.. 

:-)
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

r_ciao

#94
October 04, 2011, 04:52:28 PM
Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 01:20:30 PM


now that i reflect on past relationships, that is pretty damn accurate.
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EvoTech Tail Tidy, SpeedyMoto frame sliders, 14T front sprocket

The Bacon Junkie

#95
October 04, 2011, 06:30:23 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 04, 2011, 02:16:12 PM
I love pretending to be an asshole.. 

:-)


You pretend..?   




;)






[bacon]
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Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducatiz

#96
October 04, 2011, 07:14:44 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on October 04, 2011, 06:30:23 PM

You pretend..?   

yup, except at work and then i drop the drawers and go to town

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Popeye the Sailor

#97
October 04, 2011, 08:24:54 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 04, 2011, 07:14:44 PM
yup, except at work and then i drop the drawers and go to town



Stop talking about work in the dating thread.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducatiz

#98
October 04, 2011, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 08:24:54 PM
Stop talking about work in the dating thread.

whodat?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

#99
October 05, 2011, 07:50:53 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 04, 2011, 07:14:44 PM
yup, except at work and then i drop the drawers and let them go to town on my hungry sphincter



Fixed it for you!!!
This is an insult to the Pez community

Monsterlover

#100
October 05, 2011, 08:10:41 AM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

#101
October 05, 2011, 09:31:03 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

#102
October 05, 2011, 12:27:47 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 05, 2011, 09:31:03 AM
"them":



Indeed those saucy tarts look like they know how to handle you with a speculum  [cheeky]
This is an insult to the Pez community

zooom

#103
October 05, 2011, 12:34:56 PM
Quote from: Stella on October 03, 2011, 08:28:05 PM
How 'bout we not get another thread locked.


;)

I just want to reiterate this sentiment....
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98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

ducatiz

#104
October 05, 2011, 12:51:54 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 05, 2011, 12:27:47 PM
Indeed those saucy tarts look like they know how to handle you with a speculum  [cheeky]

speculum hell.. didn't i mention the pony tail thingy above?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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