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http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.comEdit: As pointed out below, the link is probably NSFW. At least if your boss and/or coworkers are literate.
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"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2011, 02:32:36 PM » |
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NSFW
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"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2011, 03:40:51 PM » |
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2011, 04:52:50 PM » |
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The one about the sock  The one about getting a job at Wendy's The hemorrhoid one |
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2011, 05:25:03 PM » |
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So where do babies come from  |
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2011, 05:34:32 PM » |
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Typical iphone owner  mitt |
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2011, 05:39:02 PM » |
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So where do babies come from something to do with pelicans |
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2011, 05:43:42 PM » |
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something to do with pelicans
But only if it's on a conveyor belt... ...unless the pelican is facing left. Then it's an eagle.  |
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2011, 05:44:32 PM » |
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But only if it's on a conveyor belt... ...unless the pelican is facing left. Then it's an eagle. with a double chin |
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2011, 05:48:28 PM » |
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I'm a big Mac Lethal fan. If you don't think "intelligent rap" is an oxymoron, you may enjoy his music. Kinda in the vein of the various Rhymesayers artists. YouTube "Black Widow Spider" for a catchy track with a smokin' hot model in the vid, or "Calm Down Baby" for his take on Tool from a couple years ago. "Lookin' Like A Bro" is also good for a laugh, and you may have seen his rip on "Look at Me Now" while cooking breakfast... entertaining even if you're not a rap fan.
Bennett is (allegedly) Mac's cousin, though it has been disputed since Mac started that site. I'm guessing it's real, since Mac has posted Bennett texts on his FB page for a couple years now. If it's faked, it's a pretty elaborate hoax.
I might just treat myself to a "Hustla Da Rabbit" t-shirt for Xmas. I about cried when I read Bennett's advice about scoring with chicks... "dont be compashinit. U want to talk with them about team Edward and watch seagulls fly in a heart shape... u probably wanna adopt a unicorn."
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2011, 05:50:50 PM » |
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I still think it's some kind of bird
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Comes a time
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2011, 05:52:27 PM » |
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but what does it mean?
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2011, 06:57:44 PM » |
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That just blew my make the beast with two backsing mind.
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2011, 07:46:00 PM » |
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Man ia points are dropping quick but I can't stop reading this shit... funny and sad at the same time...
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I WIN Ok babe I surrender to u. U may work me out till I drop About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob.
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2011, 10:58:13 PM » |
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Man ia points are dropping quick but I can't stop reading this shit... funny and sad at the same time...
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