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akmnstr

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If my Monster were a:

« on: January 25, 2012, 01:50:01 PM »

If my monster were an actress from the 60s she'd be Sofia Loren (nuff said)

If my monster were a cat it'd be a Leopard (not the biggest or the fastest but lb for lb the baddest)

If my monster were a ball player it wouldn't play no second string (sort of a quote stolen from CCR)

So what about your monster? What would it be?


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 01:52:06 PM »

If my monster were a

Shoot. I like the idea, I'm just not creative. And or embarrassed of the crap I do think of.

Edit: Ok ok. If my bike were a....

See, I can't think of anything my bike could be but a bike. It just sits there angry, and ready to fight. If my bike were a fighter, it'd be....

...welcome to my mind


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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 01:56:20 PM »

if my Monster were a cartoon charachter, it'd be The Abominable Snow Monster of the North (a.k.a. Bumble)


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 02:25:40 PM »

if my monster was a small farm animal..... I'd be arested for bestiality

and I'd have to apply for a conditional use permit for keeping a farm animal within the city limits.

but that would be the least of my worries.... see'n how I'm being arrested for having sex with animals.


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 02:28:38 PM »

If my monster were a composer it would be Stravinsky.

Capable of making beautifully crass noise. Some people love it while others will never understand.


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 02:35:12 PM »

Quote from: avizpls on January 25, 2012, 01:52:06 PM

If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word.

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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 02:44:41 PM »

If my monster was an opera singer it would be because it sings like Pavarotti


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2012, 03:40:20 PM »

If my Monster were a person, it would be the scary homeless guy that smells like pee..but has a heart of gold...and an expanding plastic liver apparently


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2012, 04:05:44 PM »

If my Monster were a monster, it would be Chewbacca... loud and scary, but I know what it's saying.


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2012, 04:16:20 PM »

If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2012, 04:41:38 PM »

Quote from: Nomad on January 25, 2012, 04:16:20 PM

If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2012, 05:36:13 PM »

If my Monster were a fighter it would kick Chuck Norris' ass.


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2012, 05:41:33 PM »

Quote from: freeclimbmtb on January 25, 2012, 02:35:12 PM

If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word.

(welcome to MY mind... chug

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But... if your monster were a bird, would it be an eagle??


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Re: If my Monster were a:

« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2012, 05:54:22 PM »

If an S4RS were and animal, it would be the Honey Badger.......


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