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« Reply #390 on: September 07, 2008, 07:24:06 AM »
Thankfully I escaped without harm . . . virginity in tact.  Not before he got in a butt grab though  Shocked
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« Reply #391 on: September 07, 2008, 09:48:45 AM »
Yeah, Mo was passing out man-hugs left and right. Lips Sealed

Luckily I had my riding jacket on, and the back protector did it's job. Grin
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« Reply #392 on: September 07, 2008, 10:07:29 AM »
Haters!

Thanks for coming out yesterday, I had a great time!!
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« Reply #393 on: September 08, 2008, 07:33:43 AM »
You know what can really ruin a beautiful Sunday??? Having your bike in the shop... crikeys. I hope they call today and I can go pick it up... oh crap... they aren't open today either..... ya know.... Corsa needs to be open 24/7.  That would be cool.

On a side note... I almost took Julie's 250 out for a nice ride... just cause I was bored....
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« Reply #394 on: September 08, 2008, 09:00:19 AM »
You know what else ruins a beautiful sunday?  Spending 4hrs from 10-2pm in the ED cause your kid has a high fever and has a rash broken out all over him, find out he has strep throat then come back home and hurry to get a metal cutting blade on your chop saw cause chuck is coming over at 4pm to help with your pipe chop job just to strip out the screw on your saw so you cant change the blades out then having to call chuck at 3:30 while hes on the road to call it off after youve been waiting all week to get those chopped pipes on and take a ride with some loud pipes. Now that sucks!!  bang head bang head
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« Reply #395 on: September 08, 2008, 09:01:26 AM »
use a hack saw
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« Reply #396 on: September 08, 2008, 09:11:13 AM »
Quote from: SaltLick on September 08, 2008, 09:00:19 AM
. . . your kid has a high fever and has a rash broken out all over him, find out he has strep throat

If I had any reservations about you cancelling yesterday that absolves them all . . . yah I wanna be around a breeding pit of infection  Tongue
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« Reply #397 on: September 08, 2008, 09:22:29 AM »
I just spent two hours on hold with the fircking IRS... for the lady to say... "Hold on, I think I have an answer for you... one more minute..." and then she hangs up on me..... aaargghhh..... and now the phone number, when I dial it back... says, "Due to an unusually high call volume, we can not accept your call at this time." CLICK.

If any private company was run the way the IRS is.... well, they would be bankrupt and sued by a million people.
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« Reply #398 on: September 08, 2008, 11:17:59 AM »
Quote from: ryandalling on September 08, 2008, 09:22:29 AM
I just spent two hours on hold with the fircking IRS... for the lady to say... "Hold on, I think I have an answer for you... one more minute..." and then she hangs up on me..... aaargghhh..... and now the phone number, when I dial it back... says, "Due to an unusually high call volume, we can not accept your call at this time." CLICK.

If any private company was run the way the IRS is.... well, they would be bankrupt and sued by a million people.

This is why I find it humorous when the government is called to "investigate" private companies for running themselves like... well, like the government. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #399 on: September 08, 2008, 12:24:47 PM »
Quote from: ryandalling on September 08, 2008, 09:22:29 AM
If any private company was run the way the IRS is.... well, they would be bankrupt and sued by a million people.

I think they are http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/
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« Reply #400 on: September 09, 2008, 06:53:52 PM »
The sign at the Quik-e-mart on the corner of SE Holgate & SE 82nd has the perfect white trash haiku:

Cheap Beer
Lottery
Tobacco


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Too bad I didn't have a camera. Cry
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« Reply #401 on: September 10, 2008, 08:13:05 PM »
I'm G-ingTFO of here tomorrow. Who's got a washer/dryer, no cats, an unused area to park my loud-ass diesel, some garage space for my M900, and an empty room on the east side that they wanna rent me? Tongue
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« Reply #402 on: September 10, 2008, 09:16:13 PM »
Quote from: Bendy on September 10, 2008, 08:13:05 PM
I'm G-ingTFO of here tomorrow. Who's got a washer/dryer, no cats, an unused area to park my loud-ass diesel, some garage space for my M900, and an empty room on the east side that they wanna rent me? Tongue

You stay put  Wink

I live near the aforementioned haiku with two cats and a pug  Undecided

What happened? Job done? You quit?
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« Reply #403 on: September 10, 2008, 09:24:04 PM »
Job done, all built, nothing left to do here. Cool Laid off, going back to the Shop off of Airport and 122nd.
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« Reply #404 on: September 11, 2008, 03:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Bendy on September 10, 2008, 08:13:05 PM
I'm G-ingTFO of here tomorrow. Who's got a washer/dryer, no cats, an unused area to park my loud-ass diesel, some garage space for my M900, and an empty room on the east side that they wanna rent me? Tongue

Sadly, the only two points on this list that matches me is "washer/dryer" and "no cats"...  I only have a 1 bedroom apt, and being a straight guy, I'm not really into sharing that with another dude.  Wink

Still trying to figure out how to get my trackbike from my parents' garage into my own... between the bicycles, tool shelves, project car, spares, and the 900SS, it's pretty much stuffed.

Anyway, it'll be cool to have ya back in town, mang.  waytogo
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"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

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Street: 2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
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Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...
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