Inane ramblings to avoid thread jacking

[jdubbs32584]

Funny you say that. The chick next door is preggers... and she was going off on the fire chief last night at our community meeting... and we were trying to calm her down cause it wasn't his fault that the county was puting them there... but the baby room will be facing the fire station and about 25 feet from the sirens and lights.

Ryan do you sleep with a noise maker? No, not your wife. One of those little machines that makes white noise.

I used to date a guy that lived across the street from a station and the machine made a big difference.

[Visolara]

I thought he lived in the fire station?

damn I get confused quickly these days.

[jdubbs32584]

I thought he lived in the fire station?

damn I get confused quickly these days.

Did you see the past tense in that sentence?

And I refuse to live in a fire station. The calls that come through the radio are make the beast with two backsing loud. Never. Ever.

[Visolara]

Cat Calls?

or

Cat Cow?

quit confusing me!

[Mother]

unless the fire guys are rookies or just plain rahrah's

they will not leave the station code 3

they will drive out slowly until they are outside the residential area they are stationed in before turning on the lights and noisebox

they understand they don't want to piss in the sanbox


...except you are in Treasure Valley's area aren't you?...TVF&R?

they are all rahrah's

[ryandalling]

...except you are in Treasure Valley's area aren't you?...TVF&R?

they are all rahrah's

Yup... all TVF&R... although my neighbors had a fit when they pulled up in the engine.... they jake braked in the drive... and that engine growled loud enough to rattle the window panes... so the lights and noise when leaving may be nothing compared to when they return.

I sure pregnant dog a lot. I need alcohol.

[Mother]

Hhmm

this is my point of view

your neighbors are all pregnant doging now

and

will continue to pregnant dog and piss and moan and carry on like this is the worst thing to happen to them

right up to the point when grandpa has a stroke, grandma falls and breaks a hip, or little johny lights the curtains on fire

then all of a sudden

none of it will matter

and

having the firetruck next door will seem very advantageous

[Visolara]

i used to think girls with long hair were advantageous, you know, handles!

[ryandalling]

i used to think girls with long hair were advantageous, you know, handles!

"used to think" indicates that you no longer think that.... what changed?

[Mother]

"used to think" indicates that you no longer think that.... what changed?

one actually came to him and he no longer had to chase them into alleys and drag them out by their hair

[jdubbs32584]

one actually came to him and he no longer had to chase them into alleys and drag them out by their hair

Note: this is Mothers experience as well...

[krolik]

Note: this is Mothers experience as well...

Wait, Mother has short hair, what did Mo drag him by!?!?


 

[Betty Rage]

Being pregnant actually makes your hair grow twice as fast.

Also twice as strong, doesn't pull out as easily. 

[Buckethead]

I don't know if I should have just read that.

I feel dirty...

Yet, oddly, aroused.

[Visolara]

wait, Jacob is pregnant?