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« Reply #525 on: October 09, 2008, 07:38:05 AM »
Yeah... I guess it was not meant to be.
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« Reply #526 on: October 09, 2008, 10:39:10 AM »
Hey Chuck, "Everyone has a slipper clutch" was just a picture of a hand with an extended middle finger.
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« Reply #527 on: October 09, 2008, 10:41:21 AM »
(DISCLAIMER: this is an undirected rant, not targeted at anyone on this board, I'm just frustrated with idjits on my way to work and need to vent)


PEOPLE!

When you're in the right-hand only lane

and straight through has a red light

but you have a green arrow

that means:

EFFING GO!   bang head


Some simple instructions:

Hit blinker

Tap brakes to scrub off excess speed

clutch in
throttle blip
downshift
clutch out

round the corner

accelerate back up to the speed limit

Easy, efficient, and keeps traffic flowing.

This isn't rocket science.  Roll Eyes
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"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

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Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...
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« Reply #528 on: October 09, 2008, 10:46:35 AM »
Mother proposing to JBubble:
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« Reply #529 on: October 09, 2008, 11:31:15 AM »
Two points here....
First point - Okay... I laughed really hard till I fell out of my chair... does that make me sick and wrong??? 
Second point - Does this mean he asked and you said no?Huh?
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« Reply #530 on: October 09, 2008, 11:46:18 AM »
Quote from: ryandalling on October 09, 2008, 11:31:15 AM
Two points here....
First point - Okay... I laughed really hard till I fell out of my chair... does that make me sick and wrong??? 
Second point - Does this mean he asked and you said no?Huh?

First point: Yes, you are so very very sick. And I like it!!!   Grin

Second point:  laughingdp    No asking has been done cause neither one of us is ready for that yet.  waytogo

I doubt "no" will be the answer if/when that happens.  Wink
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« Reply #531 on: October 09, 2008, 12:06:57 PM »
 Grin   Clear as a bell now.
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« Reply #532 on: October 09, 2008, 09:19:30 PM »
How 'bout now?

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« Reply #533 on: October 09, 2008, 10:59:38 PM »
So if JBub marries Mother, would her new name be Mrs Mother?  Mrs Father?  Mrs Taint?  Just curious... Tongue   popcorn

Oh and mmm... boobies...
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« Reply #534 on: October 10, 2008, 04:31:00 AM »
Quote from: krolik on October 09, 2008, 09:19:30 PM
How 'bout now?

 popcorn

You shush. cheeky

Quote from: marvellous on October 09, 2008, 10:59:38 PM
So if JBub marries Mother, would her new name be Mrs Mother?  Mrs Father?  Mrs Taint?  Just curious... Tongue   popcorn

Oh and mmm... boobies...

Mrs Taint has a nice ring to it....  Grin
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« Reply #535 on: October 10, 2008, 05:11:29 AM »
so

whatcha'll talking about?

 popcorn
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« Reply #536 on: October 10, 2008, 05:14:32 AM »
Quote from: Mother on October 10, 2008, 05:11:29 AM
so

whatcha'll talking about?

 popcorn

oh shit


i'm busted  Embarrassed
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« Reply #537 on: October 10, 2008, 01:27:16 PM »
Everyone behaving themselves in here?  coffee
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« Reply #538 on: October 11, 2008, 10:19:45 AM »
Nope...  Evil
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« Reply #539 on: October 14, 2008, 04:14:04 PM »
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WANT!

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I was shopping for .50 BMGs... specifically uppers for the AR-15, like the Ferret 50s, or the UltraMag 50, which I can use with the lower receiver from my Bushmaster AR-15.  Another cool one is the ALS upper conversion from a company here in Oregon.  Then I saw a link to Anzio Ironworks and their Anzio-50.  The front page of the Anzio website had the unbelievable beasty that prompted this post.  20mm!!!  Yikes!  Makes .50 BMG look like a plinking round!
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"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

Street: 2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...
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