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« Reply #990 on: January 26, 2009, 06:22:41 PM »
I was taking jumps in Florence with some pals... a sand rail cut under us while we were in the air.... his bike landed in the sand rail.... I don't know if the helmet protected him or not... but I do know he needed to drink most of a bottle of vodka to relax and kill the pain at the end of the day... he rode the bike back sideways... as the frame was bent... I have flipped my quad a dozen times... had the bike roll over me... and always come up with a few cracked ribs and a lot of sand dumped into the face of the helmet.... helmets are always good things. But, I never wear it when riding to the bathrooms and back at sand lake. :-)
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« Reply #991 on: January 27, 2009, 03:20:13 AM »
Water Wetter is also commonly refered to as "soap" and comes much cheaper from your local bathroom at home
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« Reply #992 on: January 27, 2009, 11:24:32 AM »
Ryan, a package arrived for you today.

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« Reply #993 on: January 27, 2009, 11:38:46 AM »
please shoot me!!!!
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« Reply #994 on: January 27, 2009, 11:56:33 AM »

 laughingdp

An honest CEO:

"Let's face it, we're not changing the world. We're building a product that helps people buy more crap - and watch porn."
-- Bill Watkins, CEO of Seagate

That's from a couple years ago, but I saw the quote on a webpage and had to go verify it.  That's gotta be the first CEO I've heard that didn't just blather.



Quote from: ducmouse on January 27, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
please shoot me!!!!

huh?

To be perfectly honest, I don't think shooting the spankin'est DMFer is going to solve anything...  cheeky
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« Reply #995 on: January 27, 2009, 12:09:32 PM »
Quote from: Visolara on January 27, 2009, 11:24:32 AM
Ryan, a package arrived for you today.

Woo hoo!!!
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« Reply #996 on: January 27, 2009, 02:44:41 PM »
This was in my mom's neighborhood...

Teen fires shot with AK-47
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Police said they're searching for a teenager armed with an AK-47 after he fired a shot that didn't hit anyone.

Officers said they were called out to a domestic violence situation that resulted in a shooting at about 11 a.m. Monday about 10 miles west of St. Helens in the Yankton area of Columbia County.

Police said no one was hit in the shooting, but the shooter's mother suffered an injury that wasn't related to the shooting.

Columbia County deputies responded to disarm the shooter, police said. Officers were searching for the 19-year-old in the rural area but had been unable to find him.

The search involved law enforcement officers from at least four different agencies and included a plane and an armored personnel carrier. Neighbors in the area said that police told them to stay indoors.

"One of my family members came to my house and said there was like SWAT team going around so I came out here to see what was going on," Timothy Holland said. "I've got kids I probably need to get out of here. It's pretty scary."

Police said at about 4 p.m. they received information that the accused shooter was in someone's car and was driving to the sheriff's office to turn himself in.
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« Reply #997 on: January 27, 2009, 02:49:18 PM »
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on January 27, 2009, 02:44:41 PM
Timothy Holland said. "I've got kids I probably need to get out of here."
Probably? I think he gets the parent of the year award.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #998 on: January 27, 2009, 02:57:54 PM »
That damn Irishman O'Bama made him do it!
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« Reply #999 on: January 27, 2009, 10:05:15 PM »
whatever, everyone knows obama is dutch...and thanks for the cold asshole
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« Reply #1000 on: January 28, 2009, 07:29:08 PM »
Quote from: Mother on January 27, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
.and thanks for the cold asshole

What'd he do to your asshole? 
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« Reply #1001 on: January 29, 2009, 07:29:30 AM »
Quote from: krolik on January 28, 2009, 07:29:08 PM
What'd he do to your asshole? 

He made it cold... duh. Isn't that what he was thanking him for?   Grin
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« Reply #1002 on: January 29, 2009, 07:51:52 AM »
Quote from: BibleBoy on January 27, 2009, 11:56:33 AM

huh?

To be perfectly honest, I don't think shooting the spankin'est DMFer is going to solve anything...  cheeky

im sure someone would take over my spankin  laughingdp

ok i think i see the light at the end of the tunnel  Cool
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« Reply #1003 on: January 29, 2009, 09:55:50 AM »
hey mother!!!

well i have been working on it and so far i have beat matt at Wii bowling and Mario Party  laughingdp

he finally threw something  laughingdp laughingdp  guess i should let him so i can get laid   Cool laughingdp
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« Reply #1004 on: January 29, 2009, 10:07:01 AM »
Bacon!!!! I want bacon!!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?no_interstitial

 bacon
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