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« on: March 19, 2012, 07:12:20 PM » |
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I have a need for your services.
I suck a building things a that actually work..... so I need a lil help.
I need somebody to help me make Ural Urine.
Let me explain.
I ride the Ural almost everyday to work. Today some jackwagon on a cellphone started to cross over into my lane. Other than honking the horn and hitting the brakes....the only thing I had left was to flip the a-hole the bird as I caught up to him at the next light.
I had an epiphany on my way home from work this evening when I spotted a neighborhood dog taking a leak on a bush.
See'n how I've mastered flying the bucket on the Ural..... what if I could ride along cars that pissed me off....and piss on them when the sidecar is off the ground.
Any thoughts?
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 07:16:47 PM » |
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 07:30:34 PM » |
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Suggestions? Yeah, let it go.
A good friend of mine was just convicted of manslaughter. A 19 year old girl driving with her left foot out the window over corrected when she tried to cut him off for the third time and lost control of her vehicle in Antioch. She killed two people on a moto. She blamed him. A mountain of evidence in his favor was disregarded by the jury. He's facing 16 years because the girl won't admit she screwed up. Not to mention the 200k for a lawyer, going BK, his four kids and wife possibly without a Dad. And I trust this guy is telling the truth like I'd trust you Joel.
So drive on. Ignore the idiots and the feelings we all have of wanting to get even. In retrospect my friend should have slowed to 40 and let her drive on instead of maintaining his speed and lane position.
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2012, 08:39:03 PM » |
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I'm not condoning this kind of behaviour of course, a windcreen washer bottle (the kind that has the pump mounted at the bottom) and some strategically placed hose would do the trick.
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 08:39:46 PM » |
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I'm not condoning this kind of behaviour of course, a windcreen washer bottle (the kind that has the pump mounted at the bottom) and some strategically placed hose would do the trick.
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 08:47:55 PM » |
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Piss filled balloons stored in the sidecar.
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 09:33:18 PM » |
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my rule on battles involving 2 wheels vs. 4 wheels (or in your case 3 wheels)
4 wheels will win
2 wheels can take evasive action..... a heck of a lot better than they can take aggressive action
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This is an insult to the Pez community
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2012, 10:11:26 PM » |
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The picture in my mind of you lifting the chair and letting loose a stream on to aforesaid offending vehicle brings a smile to my dial.
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2012, 04:23:14 AM » |
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I like the idea of the machine gun mount on the side car with a high pressure fluid jetpump and just fire away some water with a little remote control rig on the handlebar...
that and a freaking airhorn upgrade for the bike....
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2012, 04:43:51 AM » |
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Heck with a sidecar passenger......fill that puppy up with a compressor and a train horn!
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter.  in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2012, 05:52:23 AM » |
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-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes. Good luck.
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 07:16:20 AM » |
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Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing; however, they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2012, 04:56:03 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2012, 03:14:51 AM » |
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Ah yes, the urine-filled Super Soaker.
Crude, but effective.
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2012, 04:26:32 AM » |
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Sometimes the simplest answer is the best.  |
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