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« on: March 23, 2012, 01:58:36 PM »

Free tire changes for all DMF'rs  BYOT

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(if I'm not working..... I got a new job today)

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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 02:46:10 PM »

Nice!!!  bacon

Kudos to you sir.

Now where's the bike lift?
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 02:48:57 PM »

basic oldschool pitbull lift Tongue
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 02:49:54 PM »

When it rains it pours... waytogo
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 05:09:18 PM »

Free tire changes for all DMF'rs  BYOT

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(if I'm not working..... I got a new job today)

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new job?

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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 06:38:48 PM »

Substitute teachers assistant for the counties alternative education program. No more slinging Bilt crap
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2012, 04:20:56 AM »

Substitute teachers assistant for the counties alternative education program. No more slinging Bilt crap
Congrats...

I never liked sales either.
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2012, 05:28:44 AM »

Substitute teachers assistant for the counties alternative education program. No more slinging Bilt crap


There goes the neighborhood...!   Wink

Congrats, Joel.   waytogo chug


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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2012, 06:01:40 AM »

Congrats...

I never liked sales either.

I cant imagine!

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 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2012, 06:08:13 AM »

I cant imagine!

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Is it my pleasant demeanor?  Kiss
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    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2012, 06:13:19 AM »

Mos def!  I think you missed your calling!

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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2012, 06:15:46 AM »

Mos def!  I think you missed your calling!

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I always wanted to be a television comedian...

but it wasn't fashionable to drink on stage until Ron White came along...

and I'm only funny if I'm drinking. Wink
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2012, 06:32:07 AM »

Yeah, but is anybody else laughing besides you?

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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2012, 06:39:58 AM »

Good news J!!! Congrats.
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This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2012, 08:41:00 AM »

Awesome, Joel! Aren't new toys fun?  chug

This could make showing up to WCDIMBY a real possibility...  coffee
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