DMF People and Resources thread.

[lauramonster]

We have a spare bedroom, a little extra room in the shed for your bike and live an hour NW of Philadelphia. 

small array of tools, but husband is always willing to expand the repetoire!!

humor and booze in plentiful supply, and when combined things really get out of hand!!

we support the local fire department by having them out occasionally to put out our bonfires.

O positive for me.  Husband will trade volume for volume of Jack Daniels.  (Bushmills for me!)

Stop in.  Share what we have.  Make more friends in this world.

[trenner]

I'm the chief engineer for a company that makes EEG ("brain wave") machines.  I know lots about brains, and brain activity measurement tools.  I work with leaders in the field.

I deeply understand Macintoshes.  I work with software developers who even more deeply understand Macs.  If you've got a Mac question, I can field it.

My wife is a Pharmacist.  If you've got a drug question, I can field that, too.

I'm a good cook, who rarely uses a recipe.  I'm pretty adept at figuring out something yummy to make with what's on hand, even if it's turkey bacon.

I'm a digital geek.  I can explain the difference between 1080p and 1080i and 720p.  I hacked my iPhone, and my AppleTV, and my Xbox.  Converting an .mkv file to .mp4 so that I can watch it on my iPhone is just up my alley.  I know how to circumvent CSS.  I can tell you the difference between viruses and trojans and worms, and how to protect against all three.  I've played every class in World of Warcraft, most to level 60, several to level 70.

I own and shoot a wide variety of firearms.

I scuba dive.  I've done day and night dives, in tropical and northwest waters, with normal air and nitrox.  I own and use a dry suit.  I've been diving in Washington, Oregon, California, Mexico, Belize, and the Turks and Caicos.

[707soldier]

ex US Army
currently in the I.T. Field
Blackwater Alumni, I can do PSD and EP work.

[DoubleEagle]

I am College Educated-West Liberty State- W.Va. University Educated- Miami- Ohio/ Business Adm.-Marketing
I was a Hippie in the late 60s and early 70s
I was a minority owner of a Multi Media Co. for 30 years  /Print/  Radio/ TV in the Marketing Division
The Company was bought out in 2000
I Retired in 2005 at age 55
I love Hi-Fi, McIntosh, B & W ( Classic Rock )
I am a collector of the finer things
I was a competitive golfer for over 25 years, had a scratch handicap for many years, belonged to a Golf Club and a Country Club. Won several Amateur Tournaments .
I have a champagne taste but don't drink it
Had surgery lately but don't know my blood type
Very limited mechanical experience eventhough I had a '57 MGA, '67 TR4, '70 TR6, and '69 911S, owned those all before 1971
Have no spare rooms. They are full of stuff. My brother is a collector of large things.
Don't drink- Migraines, don't smoke                                                               
Read alot of Motorcycle Mags, watch alot of Motorcycle DVDs
Love to watch Classic movies  Like to watch You Tube Music Videos on my Laptop played through my Hi-Fi system
Have some heavy duty Fire Arms for defense of the " Place"
Have the same g/f for the last 9 years, she has her house , I have mine. Like the Single life . She's still working and 12 years younger.
I have a Bassett hound named Tony , he's a great dog.
I love Ducatis and spend alot of my day thinking about my next ride .
I am very self centered which is not good. I  pretty much just want to be left alone. Must be the Depression.
I currently live in South Eastern Ohio

[metallimonster]

I am a current full-time college student working towards degrees in Accounting and Financial Management.
I also work full time as a staff accountant for a Property Management Firm.
I was a factory trained Audi technician for 3.5 years so if you have any questions or problems don't hesitate to ask.
I have no extra accomidations but you can use my garage and my tools if you are in need of them in the Columbus, OH area.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention my company is moving to Jersey so if you know of any accounting/finance jobs let me know.

Like to drink beer and watch sports (Buckeye Football and UFC mostly but love all college and Pro football) Also a season ticket holder for Columbus' Arena team the Destroyers.
Love classic rock and loud music and live for Metallica- Just traveled to Tenn. to see them.
Always willing to head to Southern OH for some really good twisties.

[Gator]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Zealand with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Beautiful women in Italian sportscars often pull over to offer me buckets of shrimp. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis...



I live in Prague have an extra room and fridge full of Czech beer.

[Speeddog]

full-contact origami.

Best line evar. 

[Got Duc]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Zealand with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Beautiful women in Italian sportscars often pull over to offer me buckets of shrimp. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis...



I live in Prague have an extra room and fridge full of Czech beer.

Dude you forgot 160 MPH 620 Monster

I was wondering when you were going to show up Randall! 

Welcome

[Rob Hilding]

Holy shit....... Ive never seen that picture 

Goddamn Rum.

Whoda thunk that Pringles and Fuji water could make him smile like that

[Rob Hilding]

I have too many vehicles that don't run.......

I sell industrial packaging machines and materials.

I have a shop and tools and am glad to help fellow riders (even Harley riders )

I feel self conscious starting so many sentences with "I"

I just got a new house, so Ive got room for stranded, or just dropping in, travelers.

I am one of may on the list of " I'm waiting for  a T-shirt from Luca" 

If you work for me for a few months, you'll end up owning a Harley

[erkishhorde]

Recently finished college (sorta) majoring in structural engineering and will be starting work soon.

Still have to finish my master's project (mitt, mind if I ask you some questions about ANSYS?)

Got a big 1 bdrm apartment with plenty of extra space by South Coast Plaza with a garage that's too small to fit my truck in but plenty big for my bike + a few.

Got a girlfriend that makes some good baked yummies and I guess I could share some... 

I'm decent at pool and can teach most people the basics and point them in the right direction for intermediate stuff.

I know a decent and cheap lion dance team based out of Central California if you ever need one.

Other than that I'm a young 'un looking to learn more and experience life.

[Manny]

I have done private childcare for 3 years.

I live in Denver and have a couch. 

I was an addictions counselour for 6 years in Colorado.

Got my first degree in English Education and am getting a second in Healthcare Management.

I'm an amateur everything and love to give advice. 

[DoubleEagle]

I am a current full-time college student working towards degrees in Accounting and Financial Management.
I also work full time as a staff accountant for a Property Management Firm.
I was a factory trained Audi technician for 3.5 years so if you have any questions or problems don't hesitate to ask.
I have no extra accomidations but you can use my garage and my tools if you are in need of them in the Columbus, OH area.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention my company is moving to Jersey so if you know of any accounting/finance jobs let me know.

Like to drink beer and watch sports (Buckeye Football and UFC mostly but love all college and Pro football) Also a season ticket holder for Columbus' Arena team the Destroyers.
Love classic rock and loud music and live for Metallica- Just traveled to Tenn. to see them.
Always willing to head to Southern OH for some really good twisties.

Did you work at MAG ?

[DoubleEagle]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Zealand with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. Beautiful women in Italian sportscars often pull over to offer me buckets of shrimp. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis...



I live in Prague have an extra room and fridge full of Czech beer.

Has anyone approached you yet for the rights to make a movie of your life  ?

[Rev. Millertime]

I'm fat.
I'm lazy.
I'm a chain smoker.
My cupboards are full of processed food, and the beer in my fridge is 2 years old.

Now for the good:
I can fix most anything... not out of skill, but out of necessity.  I'm a cheap ass.
I rarely have less than 2000 rounds of ammo on hand and ready to fire. (perfect for those noisy neighbors)
I have a spare bedroom... with a bed.
My garage has room for multiple bikes, and I have plenty of tools.
I have a trailer at the ready to pick up stranded motorcycles.

Oh yeah, I'm in Fargo, ND.

Which means none of you will ever need my assistance.