DMF People and Resources thread.

[Grampa]

I like helping people. So if'n I can help you... please ask

I sell windows and doors ( for homes)
I spent a large chunk of my life working in the auto industry . writing service, used car reconditioning, parts, etc.
I made laminated asphalt/fiberglass roofing shingles for 3 years.
I live in central California, in a house with extra beds and a garage with tools and stands, if ever needed.
I'm O- if ya need blood.

[JohnnyDucati]

I can draw a horsey real good.  Can make a decent birdy house.
I'm a crack shot with a .22 rifle.
I know there is a village in England called Beer (been there).
I make really good crepes.
I know how to windsurf.
I'm an ace FORTRAN programmer (still looking for a good job in that field).
I know how to sort laundry by colors and fabric and appropriate water temperature.
Oh, yeah.  Almost forgot - I'm REALLY good at sex (hetero only - and since I'm married, I can just give you advice, no demos).

Call me if I can help.   

[Big Troubled Bear]

I live in Edenvale South Africa and have my own Signage and graphics company, if you need help just shout

[raulduke]

I own a pizza delivery restaurant and painting company in St. Louis MO. 
I instruct tactical firearms training and I am a licensed SCCA driver and instructor.
I have done international security contracting in the recent past.
I have my culinary degree and have spent time in our armed services.
Oh yeah,  I've got that hard to find B Negative blood type...if your in need I think I have 6 units stock piled with TC medi team.

So if you need a bodyguard to deliver dinner and paint your house...or teach you to drive a race car...I'm your go-to guy.

Seriously though, if your in St. Louis and need a hand....just shout.

[Le Pirate]

I've had a shorter time in the work force than many on here, but I grow fish for a living. If your pond is having issues, I can probably help you.

I have a spare bedroom in Wichita Falls, TX

I'm no chef, but i can grill some burgers and a mean pork chop...and there is a few beers in my fridge, if you're ever in the area.

[wbeck257]

I'm a drafter / GIS tech.
(I can draw you pretty pictures in CAD, or make you a map.)
I'm a good drinker.
My friends house has a jager machine, and a kegorator, and a vinyl cutter if you want some work done.
My apartment in Alpharetta, GA has an extra bedroom and garage. (Not for you though Carlos.. I've heard stories.)

[cyrus buelton]

I'm a Treasury Analyst / Accounts Payables Supervisor / Mobile Phone Admin / Corp Card Admin
I'm looking for a job in Florida, so if you know anyone, give me a shout
I live in Dublin, OH. If you are in the area, we have a spare bed and plenty of cold Beck's
You will, however, have to put up with our Doberman and Chihuahua
I'm not a chef either, but I can run a mean grill.............

[c_rex]

I keep secrets very well- even when CNN calls
I keep a large bottle of Jack Daniels in the cabinet at all times
My blood type is AB Positive
I can arrange to provide Jack Daniels flavored AB Positive blood On Demand
I'll shoot all the rats/starlings you've got with a mad cackle and a smoking barrel
I've got a large guest suite with it's own entrance, kitchen and whirlpool bathtub- and we love visitors
I'm excellent at reducing your cookies/ ice cream inventory
I barbeque the best salmon known to man (according to my wife)

[El Matador]

I keep secrets very well- even when CNN calls
I keep a large bottle of Jack Daniels in the cabinet at all times
My blood type is AB Positive
I can arrange to provide Jack Daniels flavored AB Positive blood On Demand
I'll shoot all the rats/starlings you've got with a mad cackle and a smoking barrel
I've got a large guest suite with it's own entrance, kitchen and whirlpool bathtub- and we love visitors
I'm excellent at reducing your cookies/ ice cream inventory
I barbeque the best salmon known to man (according to my wife)

Damn, when can I show up? 

I make and sell tailchop kits, soon I'll make and seat cafe seat cowls.
I have several houses in various parts of Venezuela. If anybody is ever down there, just gimme a shout and I'll hook you up.
My blood type is AB positive
I am most excellent at reducing rear tyres to shreds
I make a mean cereal

[Grio]

So if you need a bodyguard to deliver dinner and paint your house...I'm your go-to guy.

Yeah...I need one of those!

[the_Journeyman]

I've got a spare room.
I can cook pretty good, better if a grill is involved
I can do light maintenance
I'm good at ridding cabinets of unwanted rum

I'm in Western NC ~

[herm]

i have a little experience with fire/ems, emergency management in general
i recently relocated to the east coast, probably going to end up in the southern new hampshire area
i dont have a job at this time, but i am a fair tinker
i dont know my blood type
i do have a really big 4x4 truck. it can haul anything

[XiaoNio]

I'm in Baltimore, MD.

I'm a lab tech who's done everything from toxicology to vaccine development.
I'm a bartender at a scandalously dark, loud and ludicrous college bar.
I'm a sucker for fitness and could probably tell you how to lose 10 pounds or gain 10" of vertical jump.
I grill a pretty mean... anything.

Realistically, if you're ever in Baltimore, I can feed you a steak, get you drunk on the cheap and I've got a pull out sofa 2 blocks from the bar.

[Ash]

great idea (as usual), bp   

spare room in walnut creek, ca
if you need job related advice in a professional industry, i can help
i can drink you under the table (or meet you there if you're a cute gal)
i can feed you if you're hungry and passing through
ive got a garage and most of your needed tools to get some basic repair work done on your scoot

[Sinister]

Build shit
Sell, train, install insulated concrete forms
I'm a typical white male, usually seen clinging to God and my guns
I have a pickup
I have two hunting dogs who love upland hunting and retrieving
I have an opinion on almost anything...need one?  I've got a spare
I have a 2000 M900Sie for sale...need one? I've got one