Sweet Revenge Thread

[akmnstr]

So, my idea is to describe how you got even with the man in some nonviolent, amusing, and unintentional way.  You could call these stories of
how karma has evened the score. Nothing cruel or permanently disabling
just something that made you feel a little better. 

So here is my story to start this off. 

I have never been fond of TSA.  I think our relationship hit bottom when they did a random search on my 85 year old mother that was in a wheel
chair at the time . 

So, here is how I got my revenge.  For work I was sent into bush Alaska for 2 and half weeks.  No showers, it was cold and rainy and I lived in a tent and mud.  All my cloths stunk from bug dope, sun screen, BO, mud, blood, and bird crap.  And then there were my undershorts.  I had never produced such disgusting garments in my life.  I will spare you of a full description of their odoriferous nature.  When my work was over I jammed all this stuff into a duffel bag and checked it as luggage for the flight home.   

I get home and unpack.  The cloths go directly into the washer.  I get the disgusting mess about 2/3 pulled out of the duffel and find a note.  At first
I'm puzzled.  Then I see it is a form letter from TSA letting me know that they have searched my bag. 

I had a smile on my face for hours as I thought of the TSA agents engaging my undershorts.     My bag was not really a security risk but it
was hazardous.   

[Grampa]

JLF make the beast with two backsed me seven ways to Sunday

I now have a life, a wife and no strife.

she..... is still a unhappy whore.

I win