Funerals.....

[Speedbag]

if anyone starts crying uncontrollably or refuses to have fun, you guessed it, i'm haunting their asses.

Literally?  That's pretty weird, man. 

I saw a bit on the tube about becoming part of the memorial reef thingy mentioned above. I thought that was awesome. 

[Dana]

Having gone to too many of the standard weppy eyed wakes and funerals, I too would rather have a "Roast".  I'm always called on first to roast someone, even if I've known them in passing.  However, I'm pretty secretive, so they may have a hard time coming up with 'dirt' on me. 

Have some drinks, maybe a mean BBQ, have fun (horseshoes, all-out WiffleBall game?)

I think in the last few weeks, I've some to the conclusion I'd like to be cremated.  Nobody wants to be buried and forgotten, so prop me up on the mantle after sprinkling a few of my ashes and pre-determined locations.  I'll need to find a unique urn so when family visits, they'll ask what the hell is that.  It'll be me!

Is tupperware too tacky?

Dana

[Buckethead]

Is tupperware too tacky?

Absolutely not.

My grandfather is in an old tin watering can like he used to use in his garden. Its where he was happiest.

[rgramjet]

Having gone to too many of the standard weppy eyed wakes and funerals, I too would rather have a "Roast".  I'm always called on first to roast someone, even if I've known them in passing.  However, I'm pretty secretive, so they may have a hard time coming up with 'dirt' on me. 

Have some drinks, maybe a mean BBQ, have fun (horseshoes, all-out WiffleBall game?)

I think in the last few weeks, I've some to the conclusion I'd like to be cremated.  Nobody wants to be buried and forgotten, so prop me up on the mantle after sprinkling a few of my ashes and pre-determined locations.  I'll need to find a unique urn so when family visits, they'll ask what the hell is that.  It'll be me!

Is tupperware too tacky?

Dana

A spitoon might be cool!

[lauramonster]

A spitoon might be cool!

"No, Joey, don't throw your bubble gum into grampa's spittoon.  It's ashes, not sand. "

[lauramonster]

Is tupperware too tacky?

Not if it has a DMF logo and travels via motorcycles visitng members!!

[Buckethead]

Not if it has a DMF logo and travels via motorcycles visitng members!!

Becoming the new Toasty.

[Kyna]

I'm not sure how I feel about this one.  Cremated then made into a teapot.

[KnightofNi]

Becoming the new Toasty.

ashy dana?

[somegirl]

Donate anything useful (organs, tissues), then cremate and scatter me somewhere over the water.

[Xiphias]

Donate my body to a rugby team in need....

[Rev. Millertime]

I've said I want to be cremated... then flush my ashes for all I care.

If I'm not cremated, I want to be buried face down:  So the whole world can kiss my ass!

[squidwood]

I came into Portland Oregon on the Columbia River on a tanker 24 years ago.After I am dead I wish to be cremated and my ashes scattered into the Columbia on the outbound tide. I shall return to the sea, the one home I truly loved.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I had no plans about my body post death, but I figured my last words would be "Son......there's a whole bunch of money buried under....." then die.


Poor sucker will spend the rest of his days digging up everything I ever owned.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Wait, no, I got it.


I want to be cremated and have the ashes divided evenly amongst the kids. I want to be kept in a container in the trunk of their respective cars.


That way if they ever get stuck in the snow, as a last act of fatherly love, they can pour dad under the tires and get out