Property values taking a dump is a huge understatement. It's more like property values have explosive diarrhea. I could own a decent house and pay way less than what I am renting for, but then I would never be able to get rid of it. And as you probably know, nobody wants to be stuck in Merced. I'll be out of here within a year. Air Quality Update: still shitty
Sounds like a good opportunity to buy a rental...
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