Photo Caption needed of famous CAM personnel

Started by venomousr1993, July 14, 2012, 04:40:14 AM

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venomousr1993

I saw these pics and figured it is worthy of a caption.  Help me out here!!







DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

zooom

for the 1st pic...

"here we are modeling our waistlines after the Little Debbie Taste Testing at Sugar Invitational"

for the 2nd pic...

"see, just like at Starshmucks...pull up on your bike and peel off enough of your gear to check in on Foursquare while looking cool!"

sorry Jim and Lars and Ben...had to go there...LOL
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2010 KTM 990 SM-T

DRKWNG

Didn't even try to incorporate whateverthehell it was that I was drinking.  Amateur.    ;D
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ducatiz

Quote from: venomousr1993 on July 14, 2012, 04:40:14 AM


"The boys parked their hogs next to the Little Debbie truck and weren't moving them until they finished their beers and Streusel Cakes"
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venomousr1993





At the family picnic, one drink was left in the cooler.  The upset is clearly present in the young lad who didn't get the last drink.  Sadly the snack truck left before he could get his jelly roll too.  Maybe the baby in the background will share its' bottle?

venomousr1993







As he tries to beat the teenager for most texts in one month, the lack of service has the textaholic searching frantically for a way cope with the dilemma.



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DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

venomousr1993


zooom

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

dolci

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