FATMOUSE

[Hank]

FATMOUSE WILL SPEAK AND YOU WILL LISTEN. FATMOUSE LIKES TO EAT. FATMOUSE DOES NOT CARE FOR YOUR MONEY OR YOUR SOCIAL STATUS OR YOUR STUPID ORDERED LIVES. FATMOUSE CARES ONLY FOR YOUR CARBOHYDRATES. FATMOUSE MUST FEED.

[CairnsDuc]

Just when you think there is no more weird shit left on the Internet. 

[Dana]

NOTICE: IT HAS RECENTLY BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT FATMOUSE HAS RELOCATED TO TOKYO, JAPAN, HAVING OUTGROWN THE HIBERNATION CHAMBER ON HIS SECRET UNCHARTED PACIFIC ISLAND STRONGHOLD.

SHIT!  What's this American boy suppose to do with news of this?  I am make the beast with two backsed!   

HAALLPPPPP!


Dana

[Embyr]

That thing looks exactly like my rat, esp. the last pic.  Oh dear.   He went to the vet today for blood in his urine and he weighed TWO POUNDS.  So I bought him an exercise wheel... which he refuses to use. A true obesity case- lazy as hell.

[motogpfan]

ohhh good, for a second there I thought you were calling ducmouse fat. That would not have gone over well,

I'm just sayin.

[DucMouse the Mighty]

ah goodness  u found my cousin billy bob!!   

ohhh good, for a second there I thought you were calling ducmouse fat. That would not have gone over well,

I'm just sayin.

damn straight! heads would roll 

[teddy037.2]

ohhh good, for a second there I thought you were calling ducmouse fat. That would not have gone over well,

I'm just sayin.

damn straight! heads would roll 

and then I'd kick that head to the corner like cesc fabregas!