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seevtsaab
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Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 28, 2012, 09:06:52 AM »
There must be some good stories about how, if you're dumber than a 5th grader, you've been stumped by
the kill switch?
This never happened to me, but, for instance, say you were riding down the slab minding your
own business, maybe rubbing thumb and index finger together to encourage some blood flow, airing
out your hands a little. Maybe you slipped off the throttle (no traffic nearby of course) and next thing you know,
you're coasting to a stop wondering WTF??
And, if you're really dumber than a 5th grader, it would really top it off if, after checking fuses, wiggling wires
(hope you didn't just finish bragging about how you've had no issues up to about 38K miles) - you were so
helpless as to call a tow truck? Sure, even if you were that dumb you had the good sense to have it taken to your
home, not an mechanic somewhere - we'll give you that.
Also, the other funny thing that could have happened, is your sexy wife comes along a few minutes later with a car packed
full with shit (maybe you just helped her move out of her summer camp residence) and picked you up? Bet them bikers
that drove by you were saying 'why the make the beast with two backs does that bastard have all the luck? That NEVER happens to me?'
Did it cost you more than $175 dollars, then you realized, before you even got home the next day to look at it,
what was wrong?
In case you're wondering, the speedo indicates 0 and tach still works, after hitting the kill switch while on the move.
So I've heard. Gauges sweep nicely too.
So tell me, are you dumber than a 5th grader?
All I can say is, where the hell is a 5th grader when you need one?
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 28, 2012, 09:15:57 AM »
My bike wouldn't start one morning, so I had to take the bus to work. I couldn't figure out what it was so I posted up the symptoms on the local board. Yep, it was the kill switch. I didn't check it because I never use it.
Still not sure how it got turned off...probably bumped it or something.
At least it was free though!
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 28, 2012, 09:54:22 AM »
"Never" use it, so it's easy to forget
Kill switch - me
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 28, 2012, 11:25:20 AM »
I used it more on the Duc, so it was normal for me to check that first. Now on the Street Triple I never use it. The good thing is that I learned that certain lights on the cluster do not come on when the switch is off. Lesson learned after messing with the bike for 30 minutes.
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 28, 2012, 12:49:31 PM »
not on my duc, but I did once have something similar happen with my jeep. It had one of those security chips under the steering wheel that wouldnt let it start without it in. Well one night I decided to take it off a sweet jump
with a pretty rough landing haha and when I turned it off to get gas later it wouldnt start back up
so I left it at the gas station over night came back the next day and could not for the life of me figure out what was up, so in trying everything I figured maybe my starter went out and used a 0 guage speaker wire to bypass the starter and got it running just to notice when I was pulling in my driveway that the landing had jarred the chip slightly out of its spot and thats what was causing my issues.
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 28, 2012, 12:59:54 PM »
Posts like this remind me to check the kill switch.
I usually just use the key-unless I'm coasting into my garage late at night and don't want to wake up MY sleeping baby (screw everyone else's sleeping kids).
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 28, 2012, 05:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on August 28, 2012, 12:59:54 PM
Posts like this remind me to check the kill switch.
I usually just use the key-unless I'm coasting into my garage late at night and don't want to wake up MY sleeping baby (screw everyone else's sleeping kids).
My kid could sleep through a thunderstorm.
I do have a story though. I was out riding with a friend of mine on an old Honda I used to own many years ago when it suddenly quit running. I figured it just broke down, which was not uncommon with that bike, so I coasted to the side of the road and called the tow truck. While I was waiting I started checking things out, I had fuel, the bike seemed to have power and it turned over so I wasn't sure why it wouldn't start. I figured it out after about 10 minutes, I had reached the reserve and had to turn the petcock to get to that last gallon and a half in the tank. Derp...
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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I hardly ever use mine. I was at an event one time for hours. Came back to my bike and it wouldn't start. Started freaking out a little bit. My group I was with was started and reading to head out. I was 3 hours from home thinking what am I going to do. Then I look at my kill switch and someone looking at my bike must of switched it to kill. Bike fired right up after that.
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 29, 2012, 04:35:42 AM »
Never happened to me. Never lied either
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 29, 2012, 05:32:17 AM »
Never used the kill switch until I took the MSF, after that I use it pretty much all the time.
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 29, 2012, 05:58:03 AM »
Quote from: Greg on August 29, 2012, 05:32:17 AM
Never used the kill switch until I took the MSF, after that I use it pretty much all the time.
Why? What did they teach that convinced you to use it?
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 29, 2012, 06:09:27 AM »
If you have a "get off" it's good to be able to know where the kill switch is by instinct so you don't have to think "Now where's the kill switch" in an emergency situation.
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 29, 2012, 07:17:49 AM »
Dont ask me how, but i bumped mine off one time on my ninja. i was on the side of the road for about 5 minutes wondering what was wrong.
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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August 29, 2012, 08:52:15 AM »
Quote from: MikeZ on August 29, 2012, 06:09:27 AM
If you have a "get off" it's good to be able to know where the kill switch is by instinct so you don't have to think "Now where's the kill switch" in an emergency situation.
Yep - that's it
I figured it doesn't hurt to get in the habit of using it.
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Re: Dumber than a 5th grader? Kill switch stories?
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Quote from: Greg on August 29, 2012, 08:52:15 AM
Yep - that's it
I figured it doesn't hurt to get in the habit of using it.
Not that I ever use it though LOL
I just use the key
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