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svoloch
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Met my first Sydney police officer today...
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September 20, 2012, 02:59:39 PM »
Nice fellow. Pointed out that its not legal to lane split here and let me off with a warning. Are they all that nice? I was thinking one of several possibilities:
1) Sydney police offers are charming fellows
2) I am a charming fellow, and my disarming smile with my smooth American accent won over a troubled heart
3) American drivers licenses are not considered to be quality revenue streams
4) I remind him of his father/alcoholic uncle/abusive cross dressing aunt
Either way, looking forward to discovering this aspect of Sydney culture
-Svoloch
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Re: Met my first Sydney police officer today...
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September 20, 2012, 03:08:43 PM »
Probably due to your US license, too hard to process maybe, and you can always plead legitimate ignorance.
If it was one of us locals we'd be up for the high-jump I suspect.
What were you riding out of interest?
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svoloch
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September 20, 2012, 04:03:15 PM »
A Streetfighter S. it does sort of say "I'm up to no good"
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2001 BMW K1200RS 1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3 1975 BMW R90/6
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September 20, 2012, 04:40:54 PM »
Awesome bike!
Check out this update on lane splitting laws...
On your bike... Motorbike riders may be allowed to ride in gap between cars
Lan splitting, in which of motorcyclists ride down the gap between lines of stalled traffic, could be legalised and even encouraged to help reduce congestion.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/on-your-bike-motorbike-riders-may-be-allowed-to-ride-in-gap-between-cars/story-fndo4eg9-1226476525422
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svoloch
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September 20, 2012, 05:31:24 PM »
Interesting. It varies state to state in the US. It's legal in California under a certain speed, and illegal in Texas, as an example...
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Тише едешь, дальше будешь
2009 Streetfighter S
exes:
2006 Sh1t Hot Black Xerox 999 1973 BMW R75/5
2001 BMW K1200RS 1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3 1975 BMW R90/6
1975 BMW R90/S 1973 Suzuki T500
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September 21, 2012, 12:26:43 AM »
You broke the law ! and should of been fined ( like we are ALL THE TIME )
As you were let off with a pathetic soft warning Please forward $300 Australian dollars to me
and I will make sure it goes to the appropriate department
Regards
Two Dogs
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September 21, 2012, 02:03:08 AM »
Hang on I need $400 too
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Quote from: Two dogs on September 21, 2012, 12:26:43 AM
You broke the law ! and should of been fined ( like we are ALL THE TIME )
As you were let off with a pathetic soft warning Please forward $300 Australian dollars to me
and I will make sure it goes to the appropriate department
Regards
Two Dogs
I will spread this out over the next 3-4 years at local pubs. You'll have to show up to collect, and I will by the beers directly, to ensure that you do not throw the $$ away on drugs, rent, or food.
-Svoloch
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Тише едешь, дальше будешь
2009 Streetfighter S
exes:
2006 Sh1t Hot Black Xerox 999 1973 BMW R75/5
2001 BMW K1200RS 1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3 1975 BMW R90/6
1975 BMW R90/S 1973 Suzuki T500
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Time n place new best friend
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Rent,
Drugs,
Food
What is this stuff
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Quote from: Two dogs on September 21, 2012, 04:06:10 PM
Time n place new best friend
Happy hour this week sometime? I'm working in the CBD and living in the ED, but have time for a VB.
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Тише едешь, дальше будешь
2009 Streetfighter S
exes:
2006 Sh1t Hot Black Xerox 999 1973 BMW R75/5
2001 BMW K1200RS 1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3 1975 BMW R90/6
1975 BMW R90/S 1973 Suzuki T500
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Re: Met my first Sydney police officer today...
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September 24, 2012, 01:55:03 AM »
Hang on I've got an all together better idea. Those improperly retained funds would be well redirected to my purchase new rearsets fund. Happily shout you a VB!.
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svoloch
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September 24, 2012, 02:14:00 AM »
it should be obvious from my cheongsam that I am not a man of wealth
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Тише едешь, дальше будешь
2009 Streetfighter S
exes:
2006 Sh1t Hot Black Xerox 999 1973 BMW R75/5
2001 BMW K1200RS 1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3 1975 BMW R90/6
1975 BMW R90/S 1973 Suzuki T500
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Re: Met my first Sydney police officer today...
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September 24, 2012, 02:45:43 AM »
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Interesting contrast, riding the very muscular SF with the "elegant,close fitting chinese dress with high neck and slits on the sides".
http://www.my-qipao.com/qipaofct_engl/qipaofc1.html
Thats why you were let off, he just liked your dress.
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September 24, 2012, 04:56:56 AM »
It's the slits on the sides that sold it. I'm surprise he didn't actually stuff some cash into my boots... It's a burden being this good looking, but one I try to bear with grace and humility.
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Тише едешь, дальше будешь
2009 Streetfighter S
exes:
2006 Sh1t Hot Black Xerox 999 1973 BMW R75/5
2001 BMW K1200RS 1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3 1975 BMW R90/6
1975 BMW R90/S 1973 Suzuki T500
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