4th of july get together? BBQ?

[Pedro-bot]

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ps. M-80's haven't been legal in the States since I was 12. Time to join modern times, old man. ...<SNIP>...

PWNED!! 

[ducky]

ps. M-80's haven't been legal in the States since I was 12. Time to join modern times, old man. .....

Ouch  We need more old people on this board 

[Pedro-bot]

Ouch  We need more old people on this board 

[Red5]

ps. M-80's haven't been legal in the States since I was 12. Time to join modern times, old man.

Hey sweetheart, yeah I do know that M-80's haven't been legally sold here in the States since the late 60's.
Again, you can find them if you know how to look and where to look.

So put away that Jonas Borthers CD and turn off that episode of The Hills, and start paying attention, missy.
You kids have it so easy nowadays.


Screw the fireworks.
I'm throwing a box of .45's into a trashcan fire.


And yes, old guys do rule...

[hiero]

Hey sweetheart, yeah I do know that M-80's haven't been legally sold here in the States since the late 60's.
Again, you can find them if you know how to look and where to look.

So put away that Jonas Borthers CD and turn off that episode of The Hills, and start paying attention, missy.
You kids have it so easy nowadays.


Screw the fireworks.
I'm throwing a box of .45's into a trashcan fire.


And yes, old guys do rule...

don't forget he's ASIAN too  we can get you whatever fireworks you want, whenever you want em, you got the dough, we got the boom  [moto]

[DesmoLu]

Screw the fireworks.
I'm throwing a box of .45's into a trashcan fire.
And yes, old guys do rule...

Hahaha ok yes, you ARE awesome. But what are "Jonas Brothers" and "the Hills"?? Should I know these things?

ok ok I need all the Asian advice I can get - where do I get me some fireworks in this town? I would gladly wire a good explosion but am a bit short on cash these days so I'll just light a few choice good ones from the roof. Hopefully I won't get yelled at by homeless people this time like I did for New Years Eve.

Box of .45's into a trashcan fire - YES -- can we throw cans of spray paint in there too?? please please? 

ps. M-80's have been illegal since the 60's??!?! Cus I definitely bought a lot of those growing up in the 90's...

[toaster]

I would say roman candles and rockets... but ok...

aren't fireworks illegal in city limits? haha

do i sense a rooftop roman candle war in the future?  i may have to find a way to get to houston for this.   what are the plans so far? 

and just because something is illegal doesnt mean you CANT do it.

[DesmoLu]

and just because something is illegal doesnt mean you CANT do it.

I'll drink to that 

Yes you need to come to Houston but that might be just too much Pedo Bear for one city to handle....

[Red5]

and just because something is illegal doesnt mean you CANT do it.   

Exactly.
Score one for Pedo Bear.  Um... I think.

ps. M-80's have been illegal since the 60's??!?! Cus I definitely bought a lot of those growing up in the 90's...

I remember buying them in the late 70's and into the 80's.
Just like anything else, if there's a market for them... people will find a way to sell them.

And stop hassling the homeless people.
Do you like to kick little babies in the stomach too?

Asian advice?
"Calgon!  Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"
How's that?

[toaster]

I'll drink to that 

Yes you need to come to Houston but that might be just too much Pedo Bear for one city to handle....

pedobear is like a cowbell, you can NEVER have too much.

i will need an address to come to and a phone number.  ill also need to know the time and all that good stuff.  i dont know if ill come in on the 4th because there is a huge fireworks show on lake travis that night, but i may anyways.  i looked it up on mapquest and the trip looks to be around 170-180 miles with just getting general directions from austin to houston without any addresses.

[DesmoLu]

And stop hassling the homeless people.
Do you like to kick little babies in the stomach too?

i'd respond but i'm busy on the streets of midtown kicking babies.......

but seriously, partner Pedo Bear, come chill in Houston anytime. For the 4th, I'd say you're way better off hitting up Lake Travis though - much nicer than this cement sh*thole.

[El Matador]

Soooo... Is anyone actually coming?  We just bought the ingredients for kickass fajitas and pina coladas...

[Pedro-bot]

Soooo... Is anyone actually coming?  We just bought the ingredients for kickass fajitas and pina coladas...

Who's "WE?"

Time & Place?

[El Matador]

Who's "WE?"

Time & Place?

We is Desmolu and Chipo....

Time: Whenever it's convinient for y'all

Place: The bayou, Desmolu's place

[Pedro-bot]

We is Desmolu and Chipo....

Time: Whenever it's convinient for y'all

Place: The bayou, Desmolu's place

And what happened to El Matador?

But seriously, what time you heading over to Lu's? Maybe I can swing by your place and head over there together.