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« on: October 15, 2012, 08:23:51 AM » |
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...because she agreed to marry me.   |
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2012, 08:28:55 AM » |
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Only because of that dog of yours...
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.
Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2012, 08:31:26 AM » |
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Absolutely, why do you think I got her that flea-bitten mutt?
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2012, 08:37:53 AM » |
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All men marry up. You're no different!
Congrats
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Check out my oil filter forensics thread! Offended? Click here"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2012, 08:38:31 AM » |
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congrats!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2012, 08:53:34 AM » |
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...because she agreed to marry me. must have hit herself with that rock on her finger ...  Congratulations! |
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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2012, 09:03:34 AM » |
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Congrats
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2012, 09:06:28 AM » |
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well stub your toe and dip your dog in kitty litter...I do believe a party is in order or something!
Congrats!....I figure...if she can put up with living in substandard conditions which the entire plumbing is being overhauled....then she musta liked you enough to keep you around for awhile or something!
now...to plan for the midget cross dressing clown elvis impersonators to come over and sing a strip-o-gram greeting of joy to you both at the most opportune time ?!?!?!....LOL
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2012, 09:11:36 AM » |
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now...to plan for the midget cross dressing clown elvis impersonators to come over and sing a strip-o-gram greeting of joy to you both at the most opportune time ?!?!?!....LOL
Perhaps the guy wearing the cowboy hat, in the elevator from Gagnam Style? |
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-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes. Good luck.
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2012, 09:13:18 AM » |
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I was hoping for the midget KISS cover band to play the wedding, either that or dwarf tossing at the reception.
She's engaged to me - substandard plumbing is par for the course.
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2012, 09:14:19 AM » |
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"Purchase this fine motorbike and you will find yourself swimming in a ocean of pre-feminist, lose-moraled women in see-through clothing without any buttons." - PipeBurn
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2012, 09:27:15 AM » |
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She's engaged to me - substandard plumbing is par for the course.
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-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes. Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2012, 09:31:59 AM » |
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Perhaps the guy wearing the cowboy hat, in the elevator from Gagnam Style?
he would do the introduction....and to top it off...he might perform the ceremony?!?!? |
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99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2012, 02:22:46 PM » |
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Congrats!!! Oh... and Gangnam Style elevator weddings are over-rated.  |
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2012, 06:02:46 PM » |
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