The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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Duck-Stew

Had the bacon bar.  Agreed...chocolate sucked.  Idea was good though...  I'd like to see bacon in a dark chocolate bar...

Mmmmmm......bacon.

Oh, and as far as the porkgasm goes, I'm w/Obsessed? on that one!  [thumbsup]
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trenner

Good news.  Incredibly good news.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

(Nope, not going to check whether it's a derby.  If it is, it's still a good reminder, and new to me.  Deal with it!)

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: NAKID on April 07, 2009, 04:05:19 AM
Dude, I just posted that 2 posts above you...

I thought that was the latest pic of your leg  [cheeky]
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teddy037.2

just had some for breakfast!

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lazarus7

MisVampyre: i'm so outta questions....i'm horrible at asking them
rhys_rhaven: questions are cute
rhys_rhaven: but the real way to understand a person is simple
rhys_rhaven: you wind a cord around the top of the biggest pair of stairs you can find
rhys_rhaven: and then you wait till a person is about to walk down the stairs, where they will obviously trip and have horrible things happen to them
rhys_rhaven: and then you walk 20 feet way. and you put a thing of frozen bacon in a skillet
rhys_rhaven: and you make the skillet so it can only be heated by a locked drum underneath it, which can be lit only by a single pilot light, which you then line with det cord trailing to a small mortar next to it. which you fill with kittens
rhys_rhaven: hungry, meowing kittens
MisVampyre: oh. my. god.
rhys_rhaven: And lastly you put a timer on the  on the propane for  the bacon. So they have a choice
rhys_rhaven: save the person
rhys_rhaven: save the kittens
rhys_rhaven: or eat the bacon
MisVampyre: you're awesome
MisVampyre: omg..eat the bacon
rhys_rhaven: Thats it. I love you
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Turf

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Popeye the Sailor

Shoot me! Shoooooooooootttttttttt meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!



;D
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Randimus Maximus

To truly make that rifle complete, shouldn't it be equipped with a baconet?


toaster

dont know if this has been posted yet (dont follow the thread since i dont like bacon) but i found the "bacon watch" and had to share.

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3358

NAKID

Quote from: toaster on April 15, 2009, 08:02:00 AM
...dont follow the thread since i dont like bacon

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zarn02

Is bacon-wrapping a suitable substitute for cosmoline, if you want to pack that away and bury it in the back yard?
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Jarvicious

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 14, 2009, 08:22:05 PM
To truly make that rifle complete, shouldn't it be equipped with a baconet?



Well played sir, but only if the GI is issued his bacoflage at the same time.
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