Last night my friend and I ate at 99 chicken in Santa Clara.
As we were leaving 4 police cars pull up. I guess they really like that place and eat there frequently.
In any case I showed the cop my license plate and he said... whats the problem. I said exactly and he signed the fix it ticket

As the cops signing the ticket my friend says what about his turn signals... I told my friend SHUT UP and smiled at the cop

$10 filing fee and I am done... Woot