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Author Topic: 2013 MotoGP - Laguna Seca (spoilers!)  (Read 17306 times)
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« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2013, 08:57:41 PM »

Stoner was probably wondering why his asshole is so tight that the circulation cut off.

MM is a better version of Stoner, but he's happy and excited each week.  Not some dickhole pissed off Australian.

Wait a few years after the luck has worn off.
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« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2013, 09:05:50 PM »

Wait a few years after the luck has worn off.
you call what he did today luck?

he hunted Bradl like well like he would have done all year to Lorenzo if Pedrosa wasn't holding him up.

notice he put a move on Rossi that he would have never done on his teammate.

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« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2013, 09:58:37 PM »

you call what he did today luck?

he hunted Bradl like well like he would have done all year to Lorenzo if Pedrosa wasn't holding him up.

notice he put a move on Rossi that he would have never done on his teammate.



Just stirring the pot. You guys/girls are too easy.
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« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2013, 10:00:19 PM »

I wonder what he could do on a Ducati.  Cheesy
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« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2013, 02:46:53 AM »

I wonder what he could do on a Ducati.  Cheesy

5th or the gravel, on a regular basis.
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« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2013, 07:25:18 AM »

Stoner was probably wondering why his asshole is so tight that the circulation cut off.

MM is a better version of Stoner, but he's happy and excited each week.  Not some dickhole pissed off Australian.

You do know that somewhere there's a younger faster version of Marc just waiting to be discovered. 

Rossi cut the corner and passed Stoner.  Marc cut the corner even more and passed Rossi.  Four years from now some 19 year old is going to take the turns right out of the corkscrew and straight line it through the gravel traps right past Marc. 

But Marc won't be a pissed off dickhole from Spain.  I hope.
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« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2013, 09:28:58 AM »

Rossi needs to learn the "finger wag" from Lorenzo - this "sportsmanship" shid is unacceptable
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« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2013, 06:54:48 PM »

I wonder is Bautista was cursing his luck for being behind Rossi for third.  I mean, he must have wanted to challenge for the podium but after Mugello and Catalunya, he had to be thinking, "Crap, I don't want to f--- this up and almost kill him a AGAIN!"
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« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2013, 07:05:10 PM »

I wonder is Bautista was cursing his luck for being behind Rossi for third.  I mean, he must have wanted to challenge for the podium but after Mugello and Catalunya, he had to be thinking, "Crap, I don't want to f--- this up and almost kill him a AGAIN!"

Doubt he was thinking that at all after Rossi stated he wasn't as fast as the top guys and he gets a bit crazy when he's close to them.  Beating Rossi would be payback for Rossi flapping his jaw.
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« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2013, 05:29:12 AM »

awesome humor about the Corkscrew from Asphalt&Rubber

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« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2013, 05:55:48 AM »

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« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2013, 04:34:47 PM »

awesome humor about the Corkscrew from Asphalt&Rubber



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« Reply #42 on: July 24, 2013, 09:12:36 AM »

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/image/2013/motogp/lagunaseca/willy/2/9f.htm

this is another good one!!!
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« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2013, 03:17:39 PM »

http://www.motogp.com/en/news/2013/pedrosa+update+after+laguna
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« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2013, 03:23:04 PM »

Douchy McBrittlebones indeed  Grin
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