which make the beast with two backsing football is yours and who gives a fat rat's arse anyway?

[ungeheuer]

A few Collingwood facts get get the ball rolling   >>   http://aussiehomebrewer.com/topic/30628-the-encyclopaedia-of-collingwood-jokes/

[suzyj]

There's more than one footy?

Christ, I should get out more.

Hey ung, I resemble those jokes!

I feel better though, cos I know what I'll be doing this weekend...

[Betty]

  ... it's all Suzy's fault ... 

Just over a month until the season starts now.

[ungeheuer]

There's more than one footy?

Christ, I should get out more.

There's only one that matters. 
Not that it matters to me   .

Hey ung, I resemble those jokes!

Jokes? 

I feel better though, cos I know what I'll be doing this weekend...

Have fun 

And try not to resist... they don't like it if you dent the divvy van.

[ For our foreign readers  >>  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=divvy%20van ]

[ungeheuer]

... it's all Suzy's fault ... 

Just over a month until the season starts now.

Eh?  Do I have to start a bloody cricket thread to stop this one from getting jacked too?? 

[Betty]

Eh?  Do I have to start a bloody cricket thread to stop this one from getting jacked too?? 

Do you think people will actually be watching cricket this summer?






Or even have any interest?

[ungeheuer]

Sure they will.

It's not like there's any footy on.

[suzyj]

Sure they will.

It's not like there's any footy on.

You know what'd be really neat. If someone started a northern hemisphere footy league. Then we could watch footy during summer.

[Bazz21]

You know what'd be really neat. If someone started a northern hemisphere footy league. Then we could watch footy during summer.

not, if that happened i kick the telly of its stand i hate the footy now and thats coming from someone who played the game  rather watch duck dynasty  and the bikes at least the gp bikes have got real intresting with young margez  any way back to waching duck commander

[suzyj]

I just realised what you were asking, when you asked what footy is mine... Oh course, some people have Burley footies!

Mine are all Sherrins. I have four, but one is at work so that we can kick it around to distract people using forklifts. Here's the other three, with my bike for decoration:



The ratty ones are ones I bought when I was playing footy in SWAFL, when I wasn't as old and slow as I am now. The shiny one is a proper kangaroo Sherrin, and much too good to actually kick.

[ungeheuer]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-premiership/rank-underdog-port-adelaide-produce-stunning-performance-to-end-collingwoods-season/story-e6frf3e3-1226714420223#.UiuvWz-Zg25

[suzyj]

Yeah, I think I might borrow a chook chaser and go or a ride now...

[Bazz21]

i think these would be more appropriate , hope u can take a joke , bazz