This one's just for you, Someguy!!

[somegirl]

I was thinking a kiddie pool with about 20 gallons of jack and coke.

I suppose you will drink using bacon straws....

[x136]

Bleah, tofu bacon, no thanks.  I will be too full of carrots though.

Carrots don't count, unless they can be somehow formed into a cup-like shape.

With a proper bacon weave, plates could be formed to match the cups.

You may not yet realize it, but you've just discovered bacon fiber. Stronger and more environmentally-friendly than carbon fiber. You can sell it to sports car and bicycle manufacturers. You'll be rich!

If you can manage to not eat all the product, at least.

[ROBsS4R]

Thats great 

However those bacon bowls are way to small. You need to use a huge Salad bowl to make them the right way 

[duckwrench13]

Oh dear god, what have I started?!

[somegirl]

Carrots don't count, unless they can be somehow formed into a cup-like shape.

Don't mock the mighty carrot!

[ROBsS4R]

Don't mock the mighty carrot!

The only thing carrots are good for is to wrap  bacon around the carrot to make a carrot bacon mold 

[hypurone]

The only thing carrots are good for is to wrap  bacon around the carrot to make a carrot bacon mold 

Well actually, they are also good for plugging up the occasional water pipe, differential filler hole, crankcase breather vent, pcv hose etc etc. They actually work quite well for use as temporary plugs while working on this stuff!   

[Popeye the Sailor]

Don't mock the mighty carrot!

Apparently they make better decoration than food.



You could say the same thing about cardboard. 

[mostrobelle]

The coins in a dirty tupperware lid in front of the carrot-koi stuck on skewers into styrofoam are a nice touch, yet I still rate this effort as a massive FAIL.   

[x136]

Don't mock the mighty carrot!

That's all very impressive, but I still don't see any carrot cups. I suppose you could put some of those things into a decorative bacon cup, though...

The only thing carrots are good for is to wrap  bacon around the carrot to make a carrot bacon mold 

I was going to say that a carrot is good when you're impersonating Bugs Bunny, but I suppose carrot-shaped bacon would fill that niche as well.

[mostrobelle]

Carrots are OK when breaded and deep fried and then slathered in ranch dressing.  But then the carrot is simply a vehicle for the grease, fat and salt--so once again--we're basically back at bacon.  6 degrees of separation--most foods can be broken down into the main components of bacon, 'cept some of them have sugars involved. 

[duckwrench13]

Carrots are OK when breaded and deep fried and then slathered in ranch dressing.  But then the carrot is simply a vehicle for the grease, fat and salt--so once again--we're basically back at bacon.  6 degrees of separation--most foods can be broken down into the main components of bacon, 'cept some of them have sugars involved. 

Hell, it's one of the four basic food groups! Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, & Lard!

[MendoDave]

I'll provide the rides to the ER.

I would delegate that to someone else.

The ER is a drag, and while your there, all the bacon will be eaten. 

 

So what do you all think of my bacon smiley suggestion?

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6228.0

I think it was a good idea...

[somegirl]

The ER is a drag, and while your there, all the bacon will be eaten. 

Well, that's why I'm the perfect person to do it.  As long as nobody takes my carrots.